For our little ethics choir, here is how much more fun politics was before people like you took over

[RB TexLa]

Quotes to the media



The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.

If we don't get Dave Treen out of office, there won't be anything left for me to steal.

People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.

Tell that son of a bitch (Dave Treen) that I spent it all on hookers and cocaine.

I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.

Some politicians like to kiss babies, I like to kiss baby's mommas.

We're both wizards in the sheets. (He and David Duke)


The quotes are all from Edwin Edwards, four term governor of Louisiana, who would win a fifth term simply by filling out the paper work and running again.

[msongs]

1. yeah, ethics are a drag on political ambition lol nt