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one_voice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-11 03:40 PM
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Craigs list:: Who did ole' Newt piss off...
Campaign Manager/Staff Wanted (Washington, DC)

Veteran politician seeking campaign manager and staff for presidential bid.

Qualified candidates must possess:

- Narcissism: Extreme indifference to ideology and core beliefs. Must be willing to throw other candidates and party allies under the bus at any given moment.
- Insouciance: Hardened indifference to eyebrow-raising moments of debased behavior, especially if involving extramarital dalliances at times of spousal illness.
- Patience: Expect candidate to frequently go on vacation, put very little effort into campaign and blame staff for shortcomings.
- Exceptional writing skills, preferably in dramatic interpretation.

Washington, D.C. residents preferred.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/dmg/2430773274.html



Ok, I guess it could be any GOP candidate..but given what happened today...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-11 03:43 PM
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1. It's already been removed.
That is a great one! Too bad it was taken down.

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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-11 03:47 PM
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2. Thank heavens DU has a decent respect for history
Edited on Thu Jun-09-11 03:49 PM by SpiralHawk
Off to the National Archives with this, or at least the Greatest Page...

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTppkPxCCxCRgaBhHWHu8L4Tjj-kuUaKkivw2PUHF7EEmknDSum&t=1
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-11 03:54 PM
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3. One more qualification, piggy-backing on "Patience"
The successful candidate will take abuse like a Filipino welterweight.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-11 03:59 PM
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4. Oh, like 2/3 of the fucking country. The other third is too stupid to NOT vote GOP.
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