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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-11 11:26 PM
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My Gini Thomas drunk-dial-o-meter is measuring 110 millivodkabars which means....
...there's a high chance of people still talking about Rep. Weiner even if Gini Thomas skateboarded down Pennsylvania Avenue in a shit-stained bathrobe with a sparkler in each hand, on a skateboard made entirely from recycled copies of Mein Kampf.

Oh hell, she just rolled by and I guess she has hundred dollar bills from the Heritage Foundation jammed into her asshole. Looks like a NeoCon version of the old NBC peacock!

So, how bout Anthony Weiner! What a weird dude, eh?

PB
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Sonoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-11 11:34 PM
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1. You forgot Ginger Lynne!
Oh, man...


Sonoman
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 12:29 AM
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3. She might've fallen off the skateboard up the street....
:rofl:

PB
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Greybnk48 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-06-11 11:38 PM
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2.  Awesome post!! Love it, except that it's hurtfully true
and really frustrating!
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 01:10 PM
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10. Yeah, the thing that "gets" me is that when you hear people talking about....
...things never changing, the same crooks getting away with the same great crimes...it's times like this when I feel that frustration, when I know what they mean and, like a psychic too late to stop a horrible accident they'd forseen, just...I just stand there in the middle of the carnage and almost believe in fate.

You can't explain this to kids. I know I wouldn't have believed it when I was in my 20's. You have to get punched around a few times by it before you really start to understand: There is a game on. Whether one giant gloved hand controls it all from the shadows, a dozen hands, a million or no hands at all, we exist in a world of terrible things and circumstances, but there is a profile to such things.

And though I do not know the forces which shape things, I sometimes think I see the profile as one would see the profile of the invisible man as he walked through a puff of cavendish pipe smoke.

This is one little thing but being a news hound I see these these sorts of things enough to wonder...

I make no warranties about this specific incident. The situation caused that little thought to bubble up and I relayed it.

PB
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 12:44 AM
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4. Fanny Fox......................
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Left coast liberal Donating Member (889 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 09:50 AM
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5. I know, Clarence Thomas is a happy fucker this week!
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 09:52 AM
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6. You're channeling Rude Pundit? Awesome. MORE MORE
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 09:52 AM
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7. K&R for imagery
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HappyMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 10:15 AM
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8. wow! Now there's a picture!
:D
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-07-11 10:16 AM
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9. ^^This^^
Recommended
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