Go ahead and phone it in...a CAPTION that is (more fun with Palin)

[underpants]

[Octafish]

1. ''No, Tod. It's just me and a good book tonight.''

You betcha.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

[ChoppinBroccoli]

3. "It's Good To Talk To You Again, President Sarkozy."

[underpants]

7. LOL whoo that one really did her in

perfectly timed for the election and neeeeeeeeeever mentioned again...like Terry Schiavo

[Beaverhausen]

4. "No, Todd, I'm interviewing prospective nannies for Piper"

[pinboy3niner]

5. "Of COURSE he had bells--one bell if by land, two bells if by sea. DUH!1!!"

[RagAss]

6. "Who? I don't know any John McCain".

[Scuba]

8. Did you hear that? She just said Paul Revere warned the British!

[Motown_Johnny]

9. "Phone A Friend?!?!? No, you don't get a lifeline to find out what newspaper you read!"

[underpants]

11. I'm ready for my mobile shout-out Mr. DeMille

:bounce:

[Cyrano]

10. "No, Mr. Trump. You can't lick my toes."

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. "You think that's funny? Let me tell you about Paul Revere at the Battle of Stalingrad."

[underpants]

13. Hey Greta these guys want to know if my refrigerator is running

[chowder66]

14. Dial tone.

[HopeHoops]

15. "And double wolf meat on the extra large..."

[Ezlivin]

16. "Is this the party to whom I'm speaking?"

Hmmpf, snort.

(With apologies to Lily Tomlin.)