What Camping's Followers Should Say After NOT Being Raptured Tonight:

[MrScorpio]

I could not, would not, Rapture on a boat.

I could not, would not, Rapture with a goat.

I did not Rapture in the rain.

I did not Rapture on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I did not Rapture in a box.

I did not Rapture with a fox.

I did not Rapture in a house.

I did not Rapture with a mouse.

I did not Rapture here or there.

I did not Rapture ANYWHERE!

I did not Rapture, Sir or Ma'am...

I did not Rapture, Sam-I-am.

[QED]

1. Excellent!

Thanks for chuckle this morning. It's much better than "Oops, my bad."

[rustydog]

2. Two thumbs up!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[ejpoeta]

3. what will be his excuse this time?

they did a whole thing on the local news about all the times people claimed the rapture was coming up to and including camp's 1994 claim. apparently after that last one he claimed a mathematical error. they were joking that they guessed that they would still be here tomorrow.

it's no wonder no one takes these idiots seriously.

[rfranklin]

4. He can claim senility this time...

and it would be totally believable.

[malmapus]

5. That is awesome!!!!

Loved it.

[Generic Other]

6. OMG you are the one Sam-I-am

Darksided!