I have proof of the second coming...

[Drew Richards]

A guy named Jesus came up to me today, I was sweating, terrified, petrified, horrified, I was Numb.




Jesus: you should have known I was coming.

Me: I didn't think it would be so soon.

Jesus: Well you should have known you are two months late already.

Me: Oh my God! But, I will make amends Forgive me, tell me what I can do, Please I beg you to forgive me.

Jesus: Dude chill out, look, I gotta take your car it's up for repo, you have to talk to the finance company not me.

Then he towed my car away.


:)

[GKirk]

1. I had a second coming before....

...but I was much younger then. :)

[cliss]

2. ..as in...

Jesus Garcia, the tow guy?

[Eddie Haskell]

3. You should see the rainbow outside my window.

It's incredible. Is it a sign?

[emilyg]

4. I'm still waiting for my first.

[Keith Bee]

5. Well you need to get with me, then

I'm packin' nearly three inches in my pants, bay-bee! :evilgrin:

[emilyg]

6. Funny! Thanks for the laugh.

:hug: