I wonder how many of these churches promoting the rapture are going to drain their checkbooks today

[BR_Parkway]

so they can feed the poor tomorrow - if they really believe, then they sure won't need the $$$ come Sunday and they could actually do a little good for someone

[Ineeda]

1. I haven't encountered any of the Rapture-Ready, but

if I did I'd walk up to them and say, "What's your address? I'm not going, so can I have your stuff?" :evilgrin:

[hobbit709]

2. I'd ask them to sign over all their assets to me.

If they hesitate, then I'd ask them why they doubt their own faith.

[av8rdave]

3. this is the chance for the truly faithful to prove it

[fredamae]

4. Well, I'm more curious about What

the zealots will tell "them" when it's over and we are all still here. They are probably gonna want their money and other shit they gave away...Back!
Awhile back I read about one young couple who was giving away/spending all of their money and getting rid of all their "worldly goods" so they were penniless on the day of rapture. The young woman is pregnant and due to deliver in June...

[Ian David]

5. Ask them for their wallets. n/t

[tanyev]

6. The churches promoting the May 21 rapture will be laughing all the way to the bank on Monday.

[BR_Parkway]

8. I've heard that Camping and his companies are worth $70,000,000

something tells me he hasn't taken a vow of poverty these past few days in an effort to get ready for this rapture that he's promoting (and is being promoted by - notice how all the printed materials always direct the reader back to his radio network website?)

[TBA]

7. I am excited about all those new job openings (nt)