When the Rupture comes Saturday...

[MineralMan]

Will those taken up shout, "Nakee, Nakee!" as they rise into the clouds? That's a question I'm looking forward to being answered. I plan to go stand in the street and watch for the risen members of the Family of the Redeemed.

Edit: I corrected the day. I've been thinking it's Friday all day. Wishful thinking, I suppose...

Oh, wait...did I say risen members? Oops. Sorry. My bad.

[kentauros]

1. Are they full of yeast?

:P

[MineralMan]

2. Yea, verily...

Or should that be, "Yay Virility?"

It's a question that's been fermenting in my head.

[AsahinaKimi]

4. most likely

Full of gas...http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NDvJlp7t_FI/SSym7Q2WYuI/AAAAAAAAEPU/Md8AxKmh22s/s400/balloon+people.jpg

[hlthe2b]

3. Tomorrow's the 20th.... do you mean after midnight tomorrow night?

Or do you, (like me) have colleagues across the dateline in somewhere like the Marshall Islands. ;)

[MineralMan]

5. Oh, I have colleagues everywhere...

But, my error...I've thought it was Friday all day. More's the pity.

[doc03]

6. I think you mean (rapture) n/t

[MineralMan]

7. No, not really.

The Rupture happens when the Rapture doesn't. All those heads 'splodin' you know. :rofl:

[azurnoir]

8. no they will not be 'nakee'

G-d will give them Rapture Robes maybe with built in wings of course


Every time I hear about the Rapture I think of an episode of the Twilight Zone called "To Serve Man" and keep my fingers crossed

[MineralMan]

9. Well, I was told by a preacher that there is no sex in heaven.

So, I think that means that all the naughty bits just disappear in the Rapture when the Redeemed are taken up. So "nakee" will be fine.

[madinmaryland]

11. "no sex in heaven"?? That sounds like hell to me!!!

:P

[LiberalLoner]

13. Maybe they should take the naughty bits off with a rusty knife ahead of time

just to make extra sure. Wouldn't want to make God angry now, would we?

[tularetom]

16. There's no sex in heaven?

That sucks.

I mean I know there's no beer there but there must be SOME reason to go there?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntkC-o52weI

[kentauros]

10. Maybe it will be more like this for them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulxMNlZ8WFw&feature=player_detailpage#t=1s

:evilgrin:

[sarcasmo]

12. I will be watching the events from my beach chair.

[notadmblnd]

14. I've been wondering how the raptureists will react when they

realize they are all naked?

[rpannier]

15. I'm moving into one of their Christ-like Dwellings

You know those, the 12,000 sq foot domiciles like the one Jesus lived in