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Edited on Mon May-16-11 05:17 PM by TheBigotBasher
I understand that you are concerned about what God awful Communist may take over your home on May 23, the day after rapture. May I humbly suggest that in advance you bequeath it to me
I do believe that the free market for many things is the best way to manage scarce resources on the planet. I was also christened a Catholic and I was confirmed at the age of 11.
Obviously I do not meet the exacting standards required of rapture come 22 May, which is why I fully expect to remain on the planet next Monday.
I may not have perfected my belief in the free market, Christianity or other such things. An ex boyfriend or two might raise your concerns. However I am a good guy and will not trash your place.
So I suggest that you leave me your property and sign up in advance of May 22, after all some godless Communist may lay claim to your hard work God Given property otherwise. If by any chance you are not raptured up, and I have no reason to doubt your Godliness, then arrangements can be made. I could rent you a spare room or two. Or put you up in the Garden. Many of your rooms may not be available as they may be filled with people who are currently homeless. The poor will always be with us, but there will be less if you give them a head start of an address. A lack of a room for you will only be because as you have repeatedly stated be because you have not been pious enough. Remember, hurry. This will only ever happen once in this lifetime. Your doubt about your ability to be raptured will result in you failing to be raptured.
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