Hilarious republican Presidential bracket!

[sixmile]

I think they forgot a couple (J. Bush, M. Rubio, C. Christie)

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[joeybee12]

1. woo-hoo! KNR!

[one_voice]

2. Excellent!! K&R

[Sal Minella]

3. I think J. Bush is being carefully held separate from the melee, in

"no contact" isolation, essentially -- the Grand Oil Party is trying to air the stench out of the "Bush" name, hoping people will forget the treachery and illegal wars, and after President Obama's second term ends, the PTB will sprinkle a little smell-nice foofoo water on Jebbie and trot out this clean-cut potato-headed candidate as someone we should vote for.

I'm just hoping the memory of the American populace is not as short as the GOPers think it is.

Jebbie was one of the original signers of the Project for the New American Century document (the NeoCon scripture) which got us into Iraq in the first place.

[TygrBright]

4. ::snork:: Naughty, naughty...

I think, however, rather than "South" that bracket should be labeled "pithecanthropes." Geography is essentially a coincidence. It's arrested evolutionary status that is the common factor among that lot.

amusedly,
Bright

[11 Bravo]

5. Bachmann only a 4 seed in the Crazies bracket?

That pretty much indicates how fucking nuts that entire miserable party really is.

[lapislzi]

6. If someone could explain to this sports-challenged person

How brackets work, I could probably make some money.

[sixmile]

9. For entertainment purposes only.

No Wagering.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

7. This Bracket Kinda Reminds Me Of Another Bracket

The one where a Mid-Major (aka "small") school gets to play its way into the tournament, and the winner gets a #16 seed and a first round game against Duke.

Every last one of the names in that bracket is toast. They would all get blown out Bob Dole style.

According to the latest poll (which, traditionally at this time of year, tends to lean heavily AGAINST the candidate currently in office), Obama would beat Romney (the ONLY Republican with a snowball's chance) by 12%, and Pawlenty by 16%. Not looking so hot for the Republicans these days. And guess what will happen when America actually gets to know these guys. Blowout city.

[rurallib]

8. Looking forward to that Moore/ Santorum match

While the biggest loser will no doubt be J.H. Christ, many are predicting that some santorum will be left on the floor by both men.
Look for no holds barred in this one.

[Rex]

10. The GOP has a credibility gap...and for once can do nothing about it.

Once it was about the ever evil notion of killing the workforce, while thriving in the upper class - now actual insane individuals control the party and the neocons are shitting all over themselves with fear. It is the two elements the GOP hates the most - have no control over the situation and cannot predict the outcome. It is why Obama will win a second term.

[El Supremo]

11. And a number one seed goes down!

This is great! Well, for sports enthusiasts at least.

[Tx4obama]

12. K & R n/t

[AldebTX]

13. It Now Makes So Much More Sense

Thanks for putting things in the proper light for me. :-)

[center rising]

14. Palin/Bachmann should be good

[sixmile]

17. Deserves its own thread!

It's own network!

[Flying Dream Blues]

15. Thanks for the smile! K&R nt

[Lifelong Protester]

16. I am at a meeting, and getting 'the look' as I am lmao, and snorting

Too. Damn. Funny.

[muriel_volestrangler]

18. Wackos AND Crazies - there's just not enough room for them all

I was about to complain that Palin wasn't listed as 'Wacko' when I glanced across the page ...

[JBoy]

19. OMG, I laughed so hard at this.

I love the division names they came up with.

[Timbuk3]

20. Choose one. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

21. What's the distinction between Wackos and Crazies?

I always tend to classify both as nutcases.

Are there now flavors of illogical extremists?

[kenichol]

22. 'cept Gary Johnson is not a wacko for his view on war on drugs

Gary Johnson has nailed it when he speaks of the need to end prohibition, end the failed war on drugs.

[Dawgs]

23. Thanks. I was looking for something to put on my facebook page.

:hi:

[Odin2005]

24. ROFLMAO!!!

:rofl:

[Tx4obama]

25. Looks like it's almost time to cross off Newt Gingrich from the bracket too.

After all the news regarding Newt the past two days it looks like he's done!
Stick a fork in him :)

[Tx4obama]

26. And Santorum might need to be deleted soon too :) n/t