Republicans are all about letting you keep your own money

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As long as you already have money. If you're just starting or trying to come back up from rock bottom, then... Meh.

Republicans are all for making sure the children have the best in education, as long as it has nothing to do with a public school.

Republicans are all about jobs, as long as you're not a government employee or in a union.

Republicans are all about the family coming first, as long as the head of the family isn't gay or a single mother.

And Republicans are all about protecting choice in health care, like if you lose two fingers in an accident and the health insurance company only wants to cover one finger being reattached. You get to choose which one. Yay!

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1. Unless you are below a certain value level

If you are below a multi-millionaire level, they want to take it all from you.

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2. That's because they know the multi-millionaire

will be stiffing their largesse into campaign pockets.