Man Who Met Bush Says Bush Masterminded OBL Killing

[MineralMan]

http://www.newsyouthinkyoutrust.com

Was Bush Mastermind Behind OBL Killing?

by Ima Riter

In an exclusive interview with a man who has shaken George Bush's hand several times, it has been revealed that Barack Hussein Obama was only a peripheral player in the raid that finally ended the terrorism spree of Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden. Speaking to this reporter under conditions of anonymity, this well-fed source said, "The real secret of the killing of Osama is that George W. Bush was the planner of the whole raid. Bush is the real hero here. Obama was just sitting there in the Situation Room, while George Bush was calling the plays from Texas."

This shocking revelation throws a new light on what happened in Pakistan and raises new questions about Obama's grasp of the situation. We are continuing our investigations, and will soon have new information, once we interview another expert, a woman who once saw President Bush speak.

[Bake]

1. "Bush" and "mastermind" should never be used in the same sentence.

However, this has to be a parody site. "Ima Riter?" "newsyouthinkyoutrust.com??"

C'mon.

Bake

[MineralMan]

2. Parody? You think?

Hmm...

[buddysmellgood]

6. That was also my first thought :)

[blondeatlast]

9. I personally knew Ima when I worked briefly at nytyct.

I left because the editor only wanted yes men around.

[MineralMan]

11. Yeah. Ima and I had a brief affair back in the 80s.

It didn't last, because she's so dedicated to her work.

[BobbyBoring]

15. Bush

And Mind should never be used in the same sentence~

[sakabatou]

16. +1

[H2O Man]

3. Correction:

The actual article says that "former president George W. Bush masterbated to the news of bin Laden's death."

[blondeatlast]

13. See--they should've got me to stay. Hmph. nt

[Bake]

17. Definitely!

LOL!

Bake

[Liberal Veteran]

4. There are pharmaceuticals that could help that man.

[Distant Observer]

5. My Brother agrees. Suspects secret order from Bushco to KILL OBL lest their alliance be revealed

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

8. Have your brother contact Ima Riter

Right fucking now! She'll run with it.

[Bandit]

7. Well at least the sources are experts

:shrug:

[MineralMan]

10. Yes. Sources once close to Bush, for sure.

I mean, the guy shook Bush's hand. How much closer could you get?

[Jack Rabbit]

20. Well, we have the photos of the Frat Boy kissing King Abdullah

. . . and the right wing morons get pissed when Obama diplomatically bows to the Japanese emperor.

EDITED to add:

Please click here.

[Bandit]

23. Or more Expert.

:crazy:

[malaise]

12. Amazing how he couldn't get it done during his watch

ROFL :rofl:

[LeftinOH]

14. Ura Faqir can back up these claims 100 percent. n/t

[athenasatanjesus]

18. I once saw Jenna Bush up close.

I didn't talk to her,but I got the impression from looking at her that her father had a brilliant plan in place to capture Bin Ladin.

[The Blue Flower]

19. "well-fed source"

ha

[gateley]

21. Ha!!

As one DUer wrote, Bush's reaction was probably "Who?"

[liberal N proud]

22. Bush Masterminded anything would be a miracle

[UTUSN]

24. Bwah-haHAH!1 Yeah,same ashe wasn't inthe same room as those NatlGuard drills'cause he was in Vietnam

[kenny blankenship]

25. BUSHERS: the new breed of conspiracy theorists (move over Birthers and Deathers)

This may be parody, but the head cases who claim George W. Bush is rightfully due the credit and praise for bagging OBL really are out there. Far out there.

[uppityperson]

26. k&r for parody.

[deutsey]

27. That should be: "Man Who Did Meth with Bush..."

:evilgrin: