Headline contest: what will the Faux headlines be in the wake of all this?

[Rocknrule]

"Muslim terrorist kills rival"
"Black communist kills elderly homeless man"
"Cause of Bin Laden's death revealed to be head trauma from Bush's codpiece"

We all know whatever they actually come up with will far exceed these. But come up with some of your own.

[meegbear]

1. Obama makes announcement about bin Laden in the middle of Donald Trump’s "Celebrity Apprentice"

[Johnny2X2X]

2. Not exactly

"Bush Bush Bush, he is great"

That was their headline. The righties heads are exploding. Just drive down any street right now and you can hear them popping like popcorn. What they really really really hate is the fact that Obama ramped up efforts in Afghanistan. He had a completely different policy on Bin Laden than Bush and that's why we got him.

[Kingofalldems]

3. 'Is it really Osama?'

'Some are saying it isn't him'.