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LuckyTheDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:33 AM
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Overheard in Hell
Osama bin Laden: "When do I get my virgins?"

Satan: "We'll let you know. For now, just keep pushing that red-hot boulder up that mountain until I tell you to stop."
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:34 AM
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1. Here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j0XxAtmeYQ
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Scuba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:38 AM
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2. Not there Osama. That spot is reserved for Dick Cheney.
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:55 AM
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3. You might be wrong about that.


:rofl:
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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:57 AM
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4. toon
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quinnox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:58 AM
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5. I have always found religious humor to be
very unfunny. Thats just me though.
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frickaline Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 08:58 AM
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6. Satan: Oh, you're mistaken. You mean Virginians.
Your angry mob of 72 Virginians is right here.
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 01:53 PM
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7. ...


;)

:hi:
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-02-11 05:45 PM
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8. Satan/G*d: "You will get the 72 virgins. Just not in my lifetime"
Edited on Mon May-02-11 05:47 PM by DinahMoeHum
:evilgrin:
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