http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=115x296568Oh. Oh. Nuclear shortage means ENORMOUS RISK FOR EVERYONE ON EARTH.
Two days ago it was the anniversary of the discovery of the atomic nucleus (by the EVIL NASTY HORRIBLE MAN Ernest Rutherford.)
This discovery caused the ultimate death of everyone on earth from TMI (killed millions), Chernobyl (killed tens of millions) and Fukushima (killed everyone who survived Chernobyl and TMI).
Fuck Rutherford. Fuck Bohr. They were nowhere as noble as ignorant bloggers.
It would have been infinitely preferable to have existed in total nuclear ignorance, since ignorance of nuclear science is the BESTEST POSSIBLE THING EVER INVENTED OTHER THAN THE SOLAR CELLS THAT POWER EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD ON EARTH.
Now we're all going to die from plutonium because of the grand helium-3 shortage:
http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/04/helium-3-shorta... /
Helium-3 is a side product from the decay of the tritium that wiped out Vermont, according to our anti-nukes. proving once and for all that fracking for gas is a better idea.
Humanity definitely deserves what it is going to get.
Wired has provided us with a picture of the results of the nuclear war that broke out when the nuclear "terraists" started after they found out we ain't go no helium-3.
As a true lover of ignorance, I'm kind of amused.