Apparently Joe Arpaio has some free time on his hands. He claims that he's duty-bound to respond ...

[11 Bravo]

to concerns that he has heard voiced regarding President Barack Obama's birth certificate. Perhaps I can help him fill up some of the rest of his spare time. I stopped at the Capital Grille for a drink following a recent Washington Nationals game. At a neighboring table I'm pretty sure I overheard some people stating that they had personal knowledge of a Satanic cult consisting of Jon Kyl, John McCain, Jan Brewer, Jeff Flake, Ben Quayle, and Trent Franks. If I heard correctly, my fellow bar customers claim to have witnessed the entire Arizona Republican political establishment engaged in an orgy of heroin use, bestiality involving domesticated barnyard animals, Devil-worship, and the ritualistic deflowering of adolescents and small rodents.
Am I now duty-bound to inform Sheriff Joe at [phone] (his office), or at http://www.mcso.org/ContactUs/ContactUs.aspx ? And if I (and perhaps several other people) voice our concerns, will the intrepid Sheriff drop everything in order to rush before the media and proclaim his intent to investigate these serious charges?

[FSogol]

1. I heard the same rumor. Check it out "Sheriff" Joe.

:rofl:

[WhiteTara]

3. Why, I read about that too! n/t

[steve2470]

2. funny ! :) nt

[barbtries]

4. i heard, or read, something about

a Satanic cult consisting of Jon Kyl, John McCain, Jan Brewer, Jeff Flake, Ben Quayle, and Trent Franks.

do you think the sheriff would investigate??

[Wait Wut]

5. OMG.

I heard the same thing a couple of months ago. It sounded so outrageous that I thought it just must be some left-wing rumor, but with so many of us hearing the same thing there must be some truth to it! I heard Pierce was the head of their cult. Or, was it Pearce? Why hasn't Arpaio done something to stop this obvious attack on the good Christian state of Arizona? Is he in on it?

I've also heard that Kyl is connected to white supremecists, yet nothing has been done to investigate. Pictures don't lie, Jonnie.