With Obama trying to organize the Attorney's General to sell the wall street firms permanent blanket immunity for all the robo-signing and everything/anything else that led up to the economic collapse in exchange for a small one-time fee that amounts to a small amount of what they took in from even a single deal, it really seems to me that this is demonstrating very clearly that there is a obvious and preferred way that the Department of Justice, and the current administration prefer that people go about breaking the law.
- Form a company
- Incorporate it
- Give yourself a contract and pay yourself to commit the crimes
If you get caught, the government is on your side!
Your contract is sacred. Only union contracts can be broken and cast aside oh so easily, so you will get to keep everything you paid yourself.
If history so far is any indication, your company will have to pay a fine that amounts to something less than a fraction of a percent of the profits from the crimes. Pocket change should cover those fees without much difficulty.
You won't have to admit any guilt, because you're just an anonymous employee. That's the benefit of incorporating. The corporation takes risks and liability away from you individually. It is "the company" that was involved, not you personally. Even "the company" won't have to admit guilt either though, because of course posted company policies somewhere instructs all employees to obey all laws, even if your specific job is to break the law.
In exchange for paying that small fine, and without ever admitting any wrong-doing, your company will get to purchase blanket immunity against ever getting sued for the crimes you committed. For the price, it will be the cheapest insurance your company ever purchased with the absolute best return on investment, guaranteed.
All of this because you had the wealth, connections and foresight to incorporate your criminal activities.
Only little criminals go to jail. They aren't smart enough to incorporate and only keep for themselves the portion of the take that they can filter through a contract as salary, bonuses, and perks.
*note for the humor impaired, don't try this.