Must...obey....Obama

[CatWoman]

Must....help....reelect....Obama...


Must.....dispute....right wing....anti Obama.....spin.....


Must......bake......pie.......for.......Obama.......


Must...............

http://www.irregulartimes.com/anonymoushypnobama.pdf

thanks for the tip about this story, Rachel

[BlooInBloo]

1. Ruh roh. You're hypnotized by neuro-linguistics!

[CatWoman]

3. Bloo!!!!!

where have you been??!!??

:hi:

:loveya:

Must......blow....Bloo....a.....kiss...... :*

[babylonsister]

6. Kisses being sent from me, too!

Bloo, you were missed! I hope you were having fun and not surgery. :hide:

[BlooInBloo]

13. Wow. If I knew I would get this much action on return...

I'd go away more often. :P

[babylonsister]

20. Action?

:rofl: As long as you don't go away mad, or sick!

:hi:

[Ishoutandscream2]

30. Seriously, I thought you were tombstoned

I asked about you at the lounge, but no one answered. Guess you don't have too many friends there. But what's new...

[NoSheep]

2. Amazing...what will they think of next?

:silly:

[CreekDog]

4. Wow, with all those big words, the average Fundy will not understand it!

:think:

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Hey, we all know Bush caused the 2004 Tsunami with earthquake weapons...

I use this analogy because, IIRC, a few (alleged) DUers were (rightfully) LAUGHED off this site for posting that shit, YET the RW embraces silly crap like this.

And they call US "moonbats.":rofl:

[Drunken Irishman]

7. Hm. That is kind of insane.

[HopeOverFear]

8. Is this for real????

[CatWoman]

10. yes

and that was written by the folks backing the tea baggers and anti health care banshees.

[HopeOverFear]

11. wooooooooow

[CatWoman]

12. I'll post video as soon as it's up

Rachel did a wonderful report on these idiots.

[BlooInBloo]

14. I just realized the thing I love about Maddow most on tonite's show...

She thinks well, and she talks well; but best of all to me is that she is able to think *while* she talks.

[CatWoman]

15. I'm jealous

dammit!!

:)

[sudopod]

9. I would have figured he'd use

Black Dianetics.

*rimshot*

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. Written by Wil Horton??! I wonder if his friends call him willie. nt

[grantcart]

27. Strangely "Dr". Horton's bio avoids naming any higher education institutions he attended.

http://www.nlptoday.com/bio.htm

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

29. So, no mention of the PHD he obtained online at Whatsamatta U?

[HopeOverFear]

17. this report is HI-LARIOUS

Mr.?Obama,?
Your attempt? to? gain? the?Presidency? of? the?United?States? by? hypnotizing?Americans? has? failed.? ?
You? shall? not? pass!? ?You? have? been? stopped,? because? you? nether? deserve? the?Presidency,? nor?
does?America? deserve? your? fraud? and? deception.? ? It? is? quite? clear? that,? after?Americans? find? out?
who? you? really? are,? including? your? use? of? hypnosis,? you?will? never? have? even? a? remote? chance? at?
the?Presidency? again.? ?You? have? been? stopped? because? your? deception? has? been? found? out.? ?You?
were? a?master? of? influence,? able? to? influence?millions.? ?You?were? impervious? to? scrutiny? that? could?
easily? eliminate? any? other? candidate.? ?However,? exposing? your? use? of? hypnosis? is?what? shatters? all?
of? your? other? deceptions.? ?You? have? been? stopped? by? one? anonymous? patriot?with? a? pure? heart?
who? is? able? to? see? you? for?who? you? really? are.? ? There? are? those?more? powerful? than? you,?Obama,?
looking? out? for? truth,? justice,? and? the?American?way.? ?As? the?words? of?my? favorite? song? go,?
“Sinnerman,?where? you? gonna? run? to?

[Clio the Leo]

18. No no no............

Obama KILLS the zombies, remember?

[RepublicanElephant]

21. "let's get ready to rumble..."

[izquierdista]

19. You see, you can't do this with a Bush speech

Hypnoseousness requires one of them exlaxed, er, relaxed states. Can't get that from The Decider. Just when you get good and used to what he's gonna say, he redecides on you, keeps ya guessing. Either that or his train of thought doesn't get off the ground. Everyone stays alert during a Bush speech, because they is thinking "I've never heard words said like that; I wonder what he means". Well, words mean whatever he means them to mean, just like them there signage statements.

[OnyxCollie]

22. Written by anonymous with Wikipedia citations.

Is anonymous a tenured professor at Glenn Beck's University of Idontknow?

[grantcart]

28. Dr. Horton omits naming any colleges he claims he attended.

http://www.nlptoday.com/bio.htm

[MilesColtrane]

23. That is high-larious.

[hileeopnyn8d]

24. Yes we can!

I'm amazed at the amount of time someone put into that 67 pages of crazy.

[freddie mertz]

25. I saw that! She was very funny last night, and had some real "catches"

Great show, insane link!

[grantcart]

26. Not me - I only follow orders from Michelle

This was hilarious.


I love the opening line


Almost nobody realizes what Obama is doing.