Questions to prepare for if you are going to be a Presidential candidate

[underpants]

Are you a flake?
What do you read?
What is the Bush Doctrine?
What have you learned today? What do you take away from it?
Boxers or briefs?
Can you chew your food properly? (pretzel related)
What country were you born in?




Please offer you own.

[TlalocW]

1. Some of these may be candidate specific - I'll indicate which

Who are you again? (Pawlentry)
Regarding your concession speech when you lost your Senate seat... have you started dressing your kids normal yet? (Santorum)
If you don't get the president or vice nomination or you do then you lose the general election, will you be mad at God for joking with you? (Bachmann)
Follow-up: If God wasn't joking with you about wanting you for president, are you then willing to say He changed His mind and decided He wanted Obama? (Bachmann)
Can you honestly point to anything Ayn Rand or Jesus said that the other would agree with? (general)
Are you wearing magic underwear right now? (Romney)
Can I see it? (Romney)
C'moooooooon! Let me see it! (Romney)
Isn't it great that Obama got Osama? - (general)
Would you like to quit this interview halfway through? (Palin)
I remember getting cool Batman and Captain Marvel drinking glasses from Godfather's Pizza when I was a kid. Have any left? (Cain)
Want to blow off this interview and go to a nudie club? (Newt)
Do you worry that when you smile, it looks like the rest of your skin is going to fall off, leaving only your skull to frighten small children? (Paul)
A lot of the other candidates are fundamentalist Christians who worry a lot about the anti-Christ and the end times. As president, would you have a plan in place in case Xenu attacks? (Romney)
Follow-up: I know that's Scientology, but really... Mormonism, Scientology... Isn't the only difference between the two that one was made up a hundred years earlier than the other? (Romney)

TlalocW

[underpants]

2. C'moooooooon! Let me see it!

:rofl:

That may be Palin specific....for the right donor mind you

[treestar]

3. Please produce your birth certificate - long form vault copy only

Could you pass a course on Speech or English writing? We need to see your school and college transcripts. Certified and notarized copies only.

Would you bow to foreign dignitaries?

[Enrique]

4. Do you believe in evolution?

surprisingly difficult question for certain parties.

[BiggJawn]

5. Do you loves you some JEEBUS? n/t

[JoePhilly]

6. Why do you want to run a government that you claim to hate?

[boppers]

7. How do you look riding in a tank?

:evilgrin:

[Tx4obama]

8. Every GOP candidate should be asked the question Kathy Griffin asked Michele Bachmann ....

Kathy to Bachmann: "I was just wondering, were you born a bigot or did you grow into it?"

Video in the OP here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1362173

[Brother Buzz]

9. Who am I? What am I doing here?

Oh wait, that was a VP nomination.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/joyride-with-perot/2870/