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If you think questions about Paul Revere or what news sources you read are "gotcha" questions, you are in for one heck of a ride down "huuuh" lane. Just wait until you officially announce for president, that's when the fun will begin. Those soft balls they threw you were typical VP questions. The only reason they gave you that much scrutiny at all as a VP is because of the very realistic chances of John McCain dying of natural causes while in office. Running at the top of the ticket this time around will be no picnic.
Here are a few things reporters may want to know. There will be a barrage of questions dealing with your ethics violations while governor of Alaska. From what I understand, there is a tell all book coming out about your behavior while in office. That will segue into questions about how much Todd ran the show and influenced you while you were governor. Remember, it was you that called him the "first dude". It is one thing to have a completely competent person such as Hillary Clinton as a spousal co-president but the thought of that ice-fishing snowbilly having influence scares the crap out of anybody with an IQ north of 100. While we are talking IQ, why did it take you 5 mediocre at best colleges to get your undergraduate degree? Stephen Hawking didn't attend that many schools to obtain degrees slightly more difficult than journalism.
Why would you leave your post as governor after a piddly 1.5 years? Oh, don't answer that, it was rhetorical; we all know you left for the money. So answer this one: why is money more important to you than fulfilling your oath to your fellow Alaskans? What would prevent you from abandoning your presidential post if a better gig came along or the going got a little tough? Tell us how being mayor of Nowhere, Alaska and then quitting as governor of a state that has less people than Delaware, has given you the executive experience to run our country. I'll tell you who has executive experience. Barack Obama has executive experience. Since last time you ran for office he was racking up years of executive experience by cleaning up all of your party's messes. He did this while running two wars and did I mention he captured Bin Laden in there too. Didn't you also say Obama was going to make us less safe? So if we are not attacked you can expect a question to the effect of how did he make us less safe if he got Bin Laden and kept us from being attacked?
The point is Sarah, I could go on and on about how nasty the questioning will get and I haven't even mentioned how ugly the debates are going to get when you have a seasoned, intelligent pro like Obama making you look like the ignorant fool you are. Don't get us wrong Sarah, we want to see this spectacle. We crave to see you or Bachmann make a go of this. We want to show the world what a bunch of buffoons you and the rest of your party is. You see, to us this really is about what is right for the country. We run candidates on the left that put country over self. You are simply a mad woman driven by your out of control narcissism.
With that being said, run Sarah run, we beg you.
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