Obama revealed his Birth Certificate - Trump reveals his hair care secret

[liberal N proud]

Donald Trump reveals his hair-care regimen: Lather, rinse, do not repeat

During a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Donald Trump finally explained how he gets his fine golden mane to look like that. While I could just as easily write jokes about Trump’s laughably non-Presidential coif, the comedy really writes itself here. Just read the excerpt from RS below in which you can absolutely hear Trump saying these things in his very Trump-like way. Or better yet, imagine Conan O’Brien saying it as Donald Trump. But, most importantly, never under any circumstances, should you follow this hair regimen, as it involves an hour of drying and watching Morning Joe. Also, it would make you look like Donald Trump:
OK, what I do is, wash it with Head and Shoulders. I don’t dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things… I also watch TV. I love Fox, I like Morning Joe, I like that the Today show did a beautiful piece on me yesterday — I mean, relatively speaking. OK, so I’ve done all that. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb. Do I comb it forward? No, I don’t comb it forward. I actually don’t have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it’s not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it’s not really a comb-over. It’s sort of a little bit forward and back. I’ve combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/05/11/donald-trump-reveals-his-hair-care-regimen/

:rofl:

[lunatica]

1. I guess any hairline, even on the back of the head is a good hairline

As long as it's a hairline somewhere in the vicinity of the head then we're good to go.

[flpoljunkie]

2. 'It's sort of a little bit forward and back.' Sorta? Priceless!

[Possumpoint]

3. Why Bring Him Up?

He has now rendered himself into an also ran. He's a side show.

[RichGirl]

5. He needs to be brought up BECAUSE he is a side show.

Republicans need to reminded on a daily basis what kind of people are drawn to their party.

Their entire array of candidates is a side show with Trump as the stumbling sad clown.

[Raine1967]

7. +1 eom.

[tanyev]

4. I guess any hair stylist, family member, or mistress who dared tell him the truth about

how ridiculous his hair looks would find themselves summarily dismissed.

[Sheepshank]

6. Don't give a rats ass about his coif....where's the tax return?