Going for the jugular, the beast's beating heart! . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!

[skip fox]

"America, last night I put it all together. . . . I only wonder why I didn't see it before. . . . The underlying evil, the Satan behind it all is not Acorn, or teacher unions, or Code Pink, or One Worlders, Planned Parenthood, or the labor unions, or insurrectionists, or Woodrow Wilson, or The New Deal, or Francis Fox Piven, or The Islamic Brotherhood, or Google, or the Nazi-Communist progressives with their liberal sympathizers, or social- justice preachers and teachers, but something greater and more inclusive than them all!!! . . . In fact it does include them all!!! . . . It's the Cartoon Network!!!! . . . I know it might sound crazy, America, but hear me out . . . ."

[skip fox]

1. "When I grow up, I'm going to be like that guy!!"

[sakabatou]

2. "Goddamit, this kid beats me at staring contests every time!"

[treestar]

3. That kid and I have quite a lot in common

He's a cartoon, and I'm a clown.

[skip fox]

4. "This guy used to be my hero. . . . Whenever I'd get into a pinch, I'd ask myself,

'What would Rodney Goodhart do?' . . . But that was a long time ago, when I was a kid. . . . These days I ask myself, 'What would Daffy do?'"