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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:39 PM Original message |
Tabloid Rumor Du Jour re the POTUS |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
1. Yeah? Well another supermarket tabloid said the Obama's are adopting a baby. |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:43 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I heard that Obama and Whoopi were house hunting. |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:44 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. LOL - probably so she can nurse him back to health. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:48 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. And take care of their alien baby, ET Obama. |
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Kaleva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:52 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Whose birth certificate says parents are citizens of Kenya. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:54 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Did you know the baby has eight heads? |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:12 PM Response to Reply #7 |
13. Only four of the heads are Kenyan though. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:20 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. The other 4 are ditherers |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:26 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. and they are all named "that one" |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:28 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. That One, The Other One, Whateverhisname is, and WTF. |
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Hutzpa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
19. I heard different |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:52 PM Response to Reply #1 |
6. Right. I read that. MObama can't get pregnant. I thought she and Oprah were still fighting over Bam |
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Golden Raisin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 05:35 AM Response to Reply #1 |
28. An alien baby |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
8. If everything in supermarket tabloids is believable |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
9. Any statement from Elvis? Or Bigfoot? n/t |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Yes, Sarah Palin is an idiot. |
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Aramchek (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
11. Obama is an Alien! |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:10 PM Response to Original message |
12. Well, WWN was right about Obama running for Pres |
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Fire1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
17. Oh, he's kickin em back! One butt at a time! |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
18. They want a nice healthy American president like Taft or Cleveland |
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Whisp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 09:09 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. or that last blight on humanity... gah. |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 09:12 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Yeah, or Woodrow Wilson: |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:43 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Yeah, a nice old racist who thought "Birth of a Nation" was historical fact. |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:46 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Wilson put a policy in place that required federal job applicants |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:29 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Hard to believe he was the guy who conceived of the League of Nations. |
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Drunken Irishman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:16 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. Whoa! What is wrong with his teeth!?! |
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NYC Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:41 AM Response to Reply #25 |
27. That is what happens when you don't brush |
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enfield collector (821 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 06:01 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. didn't realize Wilson was British n/t |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
24. Proudly Unrecommend |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 06:44 PM Response to Original message |
30. Yea, I also heard Michelle was having an affair... |
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