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They are all just angry little men. They are all flaccid, and can't get it up when they really need to. They're laughed at when this happens, and so they have to compensate for their smallness by talking big, driving big trucks, and surrounding themselves with people who will inflate their egos.
So that's why John Boehner keeps himself tanned, and talks big like he's important, because he has some "short comings" he doesn't want to reveal to the world.
Same for Todd Palin, Mitch McConnell, Jim Inhofe, Tom Coburn, Haley Barbour, Michael Steele, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Darrell Issa, John Cornyn, and all the other truly offensive Republicans.
The sad truth of it is, as offensive as we find them, they find themselves even more so, especially when they look in the mirror (and they prefer shorter mirrors, if you know what I mean.)
All were born with a birth defect that put their brain in their penis. And due to its small size, it just can't accommodate any growth. And what with blood flow problems related to age, they just can't think anymore, which is why they lie and say ridiculous things that people with normal brains in their head would never say.
So, ease up on them, OK? They are doing the best they can to deal with their "limited resources."
:sarcasm:
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