Breaking: Obama just dived down 5,000 feet and plugged the oil leak w/ his Kenyan birth certificate

[zulchzulu]

Obama returning to Air Force One dingie.

Rep. John Boehner is impressed. However, Sean Hannity wants to know where the diving suit was made... is it Chinese?

More details to come.

Meanwhile, Lindsey Lohan is getting drunk somewhere.




:sarcasm:

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. RLOL!!!!!!

I needed that!

[NanceGreggs]

2. KICKED & REC'D!!!

Brilliant!!!

:kick:

[saigon68]

3. Outstanding

[Kadie]

4. ROFL!

:rofl:

I love it!

[treestar]

5. LOL

This is a big fuckin' deal!

[Scurrilous]

6. LOL

:thumbsup:

[scheming daemons]

7. But why did it take him a MONTH!?!?!? I'm Series!!!11!!!!!

...

[one_voice]

8. LMAO...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[stray cat]

9. About time - I guess he decided to listen to DUers and stop the leak

[SemiCharmedQuark]

10. Oh so now all the people hired to fix the leak are out of work? Way to go, Jobkiller Nobama.

[boppers]

32. +1 eom

[Leftist Agitator]

11. Thank God he was Kenyan all along!

An American birth certificate never would have stood up to the relentless flood of bullshi- um, oil that, um... Let me think about this for a while, and I'll complete that thought.

[jberryhill]

31. Kenyans...

As I learned in Nairobi, even the Kenyans think the birthers are silly. I had one man in a coffee shop say to me, "Really? There are people in America who believe these things?" after I told him about Obama being a Kenyan born Muslim Marxist atheist communist Nazi.

[donco6]

12. That's a knee-slapper alright!

Let me go share that with my Louisiana friends. They'll die laughing!

[madmax]

13. I said something similar

a few days ago, only it wasn't his birth certificate he used to plug the leak. :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[d_r]

14. nice I'm stealing that

[golfguru]

15. and he did it without SCUBA

(Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus)

He just held his breath the entire time of dive.

[FrenchieCat]

16. Now see....

That's the change I voted for!

[Maccagirl]

17. A DU Hall-Of- Fame post for sure!

But shouldn't Boner be crying?

[Hawkeye-X]

18. Thanks for the laugh.

BRILLIANT. FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[Peacetrain]

19. K&R!! that is funny

[depakid]

20. I'll give that for rec for the laugh alone!

[HughMoran]

21. He's one bad mothah fuckah!!!11!!

[johnaries]

22. Why did he wait so long? Why didn't he do this instead of talking

about basketball? Where was FEMA? How dare he follow the rule of law up to now, and suddenly break it? Impeach NOW!

:evilgrin:

And, BTW, K&R.

[phleshdef]

23. He had to spend a month training with Michael Phelps first.

Even President Obama has his learning curves.

[vaberella]

37. +Inifinity. Too bloody funny. n/t

[zulchzulu]

24. I was going to go with the unnamed source who said Obama used BigFoot to plug the hole...

...but my sources could not prove that BigFoot was also related to Alexander The Great's sister, Thessalonik, who was a wacked-out mermaid.



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[slackmaster]

25. Did he jam it in there with a basketball?

:rofl:

[O is 44]

26. Good one! now send this to Keith he was hyperventilating

[Lint Head]

27. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

He finally came through. Hope the bends wears off soon.

[stevenleser]

28. Zulch, can I steal this?

[zulchzulu]

38. By all means! n/t

[flamingdem]

29. HE SHUDDA CLEANED UP THE OIL TOO BY NOW SLACKER! nt

[jberryhill]

30. Seriously. /nt

[Number23]

33. And when he got back to the surface, he made the CEO of BP bake him a damn pie

[Shanti Mama]

34. On resurfacing, he hung a "Mission Accomplished" banner on the dive boat

Yes?

[Lilyeye]

35. OMG I needed this laugh! K&R

[bobburgster]

36. Haha, that's great.....nice way to start my day...

with a smile.

[architect359]

39. K+R. LOL..n/t

[uponit7771]

40. But did he wear his Aquaman suite?! No?! Well there it is then............ KnR

[Lone_Star_Dem]

41. LOL!

*snort* (in humor not in connection to the Lohan reference!) :rofl:

[Jennicut]

42. But I thought he closed the leak with his super laserbeam eyes.

[mikelgb]

43. BREAKING: Aquaman Obama actually scarecrow stuffed with straw

was tossed in gulf as makeshift boom

[Radical Activist]

44. But he didn't take a leak on BP's refinery while he was down there. Sell out!

Where's the hope?

[spiritual_gunfighter]

45. Wow I see your point

The oil spill is hilarious!!!!!!!11111111111111111

[Phx_Dem]

46. LOL! Is everyone happy now?!

:rofl:

[SunsetDreams]

47. lmaooo thanks I needed the laugh

[RobertSeattle]

48. And he was off key singing God Bless America

[Union Yes]

49. Deep-sea pressure is no match!

:rofl:

[earth mom]

50. What's happening in the gulf is NOT a fucking joke. This OP makes me sick.

I see the usual kool aid drinkers have posted in this thread! :puke:

[Lerkfish]

51. well, at least they're trying humor instead of tyranny

its an improvement, actually. I'll take this sophomoric flat lame joke over STFU threads any day.

[freddie mertz]

52. + 1. They don't care one whit about the gulf.

That is clear enough to anyone with eyes to see.

[zulchzulu]

53. It's political satire to go up against people who think Obama can stop the spill personally

In times like these, you need to maintain a sense of humor.

As one who has lived in New Orleans and one who understands personally what a tragedy this is and what it will do to the Gulf economy and natural resources, the satire is meant to go against the usual claptrap that Obama isn't doing enough (if you are familiar with the timeline, you'd know that's false) or the usual filth that comes out of Sean Hannity et al's cakeholes who are trying to politicize this tragedy.

If you don't have a sense of humor, get one at Walgreen's. And spare the usual obvious "response" that it's no joke, blah blah blah...

[waiting for hope]

56. +1 Zillion

[Blue_Roses]

54. lol

:rofl: thanks we needed this!:D

[Pryderi]

55. K&U