UN-AMERICAN (spoof)

[Writer]

To the tune of YOUNG AMERICANS

Give this some love... I worked hard on it! Writer

With petroleum bubblin' beneath the bridge
BP looking to spin the blame
"Gee oil's a funny thing," they said, "It tends to get around."
Obama spoke up then and there
He blamed BP, blamed them all.
But Rand Paul stood, with crazy flair,
Sayin' "It's BP's right to spew their crude..."

Rand Paul
Called Obama an UN-AMERICAN.
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
AynRand Paul
Called him an UN-AMERICAN

Scanning life through Fox News
He finds the slinky teabaggers
They cough as they pass his platform speech, but
Heaven forbid, they'll take anything
From this freak, and his type, all for nothing.
But he inserts his mouth into his foot, and
Saying nothing, but poorly chosen words
They cry, "Where have all Glenn Beck's heroes gone?"

Rand Paul
Called Obama an UN-AMERICAN.
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
AynRand Paul
Called him an UN-AMERICAN

All the way from Washington
Obama speaks from the Rose Garden, he says,
"Ten years of piss-poor oversight,
Now the environment will suffer for fifty more!"

Rand Paul
Called Obama an UN-AMERICAN.
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
AynRand Paul
Called him an UN-AMERICAN

Do you remember, your British Petroleum?
Do you remember, the bills they'll have to pay?
Or even yesterday?

Why did you call him an UN-AMERICAN?
Just you, the idol of false patriots about
Freedom, freedom everywhere, and
Plenty of myths to throw about.
Well, well, well, you should carry a sock
To stuff in your mouth, at times like these
So the teabaggers don't hop the bus and leave
Prattling on about African birth certificates
Ain't that more the truth?
Well, ain't that the truth?
Well, it ain't about the American spirit
The GOP broke that just like you have

Rand Paul
Called Obama an UN-AMERICAN.
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
AynRand Paul
Called him an UN-AMERICAN

You ain't a dude and you ain't legit
'Cause a dude's got some brains, so you aren't either
Obama's got respect, and he knows who's screwed -
BP's got problems, and look at your hands shake
I heard you speak today, oh boy
You'll feel the heat and you'll get defeat
Aren't you a man who should have said no more?
And, ain't there a gulf who is in a gooey war?
And, BP needs to be brought before a judge?
Ain't there a bucket that you can bring to the gulf?
Ain't this a way you can still save face?
Ain't you got legs and a back that can help you
scoop up the stuff?

Rand Paul
Called Obama an UN-AMERICAN.
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
AynRand Paul
Called him an UN-AMERICAN
UN-AMERICAN
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
(He wants to clean, I know he does)
AynRand Paul
(Just a bucket, you just need a bucket, a bucket, just a bucket)
UN-AMERICAN, UN-AMERICAN, he called him an UN-AMERICAN
(A bucket, a bucket, a bucket, to scoop, to scoop-scoop)
AynRand Paul
(Lord, he called him an UN-AMERICAN?)
(UN-AMERICAN)
He called him UN-AMERICAN.

[Jennicut]

1. Oh, Rand Paul is so easy to mock, isn't he?

[Sky Masterson]

2. Bravo!

:applause: