Oh sweet Jesus. watch the Daily Show opening tonight...

[WCGreen]

This was one of the best openings ever...

[mucifer]

1. please explain for the cable impaired

[Rhiannon12866]

3. He had "video footage" of himself watching Hannity.

He was waiting for him to admit to the FIXED News mistake regarding the rally footage. But after watching that fearmongering show, his teddy bear had hanged himself and poor Jon was a sobbing mess. Hannity finally said they were wrong, apologized to Jon Stewart, but Jon said it wasn't worth it... :hi:

[Graybeard]

4. Jon chopped Lou Dobbs into little pieces.

"Oh my God he's going rogue!" He's pulling a Palin. Leaving his job for the greater good of America! Funny, funny stuff.

[WCGreen]

5. He's calling out the right and turning them into a laughing stock...

[Graybeard]

6. Lou Dobbs with Palin's beehive hair -do. LOL

And how Dobbs farewell address was as stupid and incoherent as Palin's.

[Gregorian]

2. Yes, we're all weeping together. It's our only solace.

And Hannity said it was inadvertent.

INADVERTENT.

Jon, please stop killing the Teddy bears!

[dflprincess]

7. I liked it when the brought out the poor staffer whose job is to watch

shows like Hannity's and catch thing like the fake footage.

Just out of college, not quite 23 and he looks like he's 80. "Be a man and shoot me now!"

[pansypoo53219]

8. only the beackkk appendix coverage

was better and OMG! he was eating a blueberry pancake sausage dipped in baconaise!!!! ROTFLMAO!

[msallied]

9. I love it when he brings out the ol pigs in blankets. LMAO

[niceypoo]

10. General Discussion: Presidential...

...isnt very presidential anymore.

[Lilith Velkor]

11. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Sometimes people need to take a break from all the pointless bickering.

[uponit7771]

12. and to think at one time Stewart didn't think he'd have any material