What would you do if you saw THESE two boarding a plane?

[jenmito]

WHAT THE **** WOULD YOU DO????????????????QUESTION MARK :D

[KittyWampus]

1. figure out a way to get some X-Lax into their drink?

[hobbit709]

2. And hide all the TP.

[name not needed]

3. Find a way to not get shot in the face

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Try to book another flight.

If that wasn't possible I'd bring a couple of small children with me, fill them full of candy and soda and encourage them to kick the backs of these guys' seats throughout the entire flight. And then after landing I'd accidentally drop my bag on them (Dick & George) as I pulled it out of the overhead.

[Jamastiene]

17. I like the way you think.

:evilgrin:

[xxqqqzme]

5. Pray for a

flock of obstructionists geese.

[thunder rising]

6. It would be bad news for all three of us.

[lapfog_1]

7. I'd wonder why I got in the line for the flight to Argentina... - n/t

[panader0]

8. I really don't know

I know I would need a lot of self control.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Head for an Amtrak station.

[That Is Quite Enough]

10. "terra'ist dry ruuuunnn!!!"

[HughMoran]

11. feel sick

I sat near papa Bush at a ball game and it didn't bother me that much - these two? :puke:

[flvegan]

12. Well, if I'm on their flight, I know I'm probably on the safest plane on the planet.

[timeforpeace]

13. Well said.

[Clio the Leo]

14. Presume the one on the left is packin' Saddam's pistol. NT

[RepublicanElephant]

15. have them renditioned. nt

[Jamastiene]

16. RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!

I wouldn't want to be on a plane with those two assholes for any reason. :puke:

[LiberalFighter]

18. Wonder why they are flying commercial.

Alert TSA that two terrorists were allowed on board.

Attach electrodes to Cheney and jack it to full power.

[Blue Owl]

19. I'd take my shoes off per airport security

and then throw 'em at them like that Iraqi journalist!

But I'm sure these two patriots are too important to be flying among the lowly commoners, they would have their own private jets.

[Name removed]

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[Tippy]

21. All I know is I sure wouldn't get on the same plane....