BOREV: Uribe, Drug Lord Arrested in VEN, Correa, Garcia, Those Damn Laptops

[magbana]

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http://www.borev.net/2009/06/titulares_asininity_49.html

Titulares & Asininity

* With literally dozens of his top allies under investigation for their work with death squads, Colombian president Alvaro Uribe has this awesome new idea: "parliamentary immunity."

* Venezuelan cops managed to nab one of the most wanted drug lords on earth yesterday. McClatchy reporter Tyler Bridges almost says something nice about it...but succumbs.

* Rafael Correa is many times más macho than the Invisible Hand.

* Perhaps this drop in job approval ratings will cause Peruvian President Alan Garcia to reconsider the wisdom of massacring his own people?

* Sixteen months after the magic laptops were...found?, the Colombians are still leaking random, edited passages to their journalist friends, only now they're sort of scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Tags:

* Alan Garcia
* Magic Laptop
* Parlimentary Immunity
* Salvatore Miceli
* Tyler Bridges

[Judi Lynn]

1. I'd like to see the next laptop message saying:

"Goddamn, I sure hope that world-class mega-journalist, Mary O'Grady at Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal never hears I've been typing about everything under the sun, since I clearly have all the time in the world out here, away from electricity, to get on my computer and write minute details of everything I say and do, down to my bowel movements. Let nothing go undiscussed in my computer log. Hell, I'm a writing fool. Who doesn't love to write, write, write, out in the deepest, darkest jungle, anyhoo?

God, I hope Mary O'Grady doesn't learn of my writing because then she'll know exactly who I've been conspiring with in my plan to take over the known world, and when it will be mine, ALL MINE, ah ha ha haaaaaaaaa, haaaa, haaa, haaaaaa <gasp> where's my inhaler?"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com.nyud.net:8090/_NFGqfqiGBEQ/RnB3Xu1lCxI/AAAAAAAAAak/gkrHKfDFtL0/s400/wences_johnny.jpg http://www3.telus.net.nyud.net:8090/1949/SenorWences60.JPG

"Johnny, what have you heard from the magical laptop, anyway?"

"Well, Senor Wences, it looks as if Two Breakfasts has found out Evo Morales sent indigenous agents to Peru to stir everyone up, and it's all because of Hugo Chavez and Rafael Correa! It's their plan for that world domination they were talking about with FARC leader Reyes!"

[magbana]

2. I love it! I love it! Senor Wences -- my favorite. Great pics!! n/t