This will dominate the news for the next week:

[Poiuyt]

Lindsay Lohan cited on suspicion of DUI

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. -
Lindsay Lohan was cited for investigation of driving under the influence Saturday and was slightly injured when the troubled actress' convertible struck a curb, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.

"She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries," Foxen said.

more -

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070526/ap_en_mo/people_lohan;_ylt=AnMmMjIH2i0XES92wmG1UU_MWM0F

[Wilber_Stool]

1. An SL-65

I hope it's all right. Probably need an alignment.

[pinkpops]

2. Just so we remain focused on the really important news....

[NightWatcher]

3. it will have to be big to knock the "Rosie v. Eliz- View" news

we need "bimbo news".

[muntrv]

4. Yep. Can' have any news about the quagmire in Iraq, so the sheeple gotta be

breast fed celeb news.

[BrklynLiberal]

5. If they are going to drive like that...her and the hilton twit...why can't they at least be crashing

less expensive cars??????!?!!!

Bread and Circus for the seething masses...