I won't be posting on DU much after tonight....

[Contrary1]

Because tomorrow I'm gonna go after one of them there new jobs that big business has been afraid to create because of so much uncertainty regarding their tax break.

My only dilemma will be which job offer to accept. I'm sure there will be a brazillion of them to choose from.

Happy days are here again!

[MNBrewer]

1. Ooo! Me too.

[kurtzapril4]

57. Me three!

I'm so looking forward to a job that will propel me into the lower middle class! Thank you, President OBama.

[DontTreadOnMe]

2. We won't get fooled again!

oh, wait... that only happens in song.

[RandomThoughts]

3. Note Nixon gave that sign when leaving office.

:)

So what does it mean again?

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Well, I'm glad to hear you're finally showing some gumption

and getting your lazy ass offa the dole.

[somone]

5. Yes, take your time. Choose well.

The abundance can be overwhelming

[SoCalDem]

7. Yes.. Take the one with the largest "signing bonus"

:rofl:

[Mimosa]

6. LOL * At least you made me laugh, Contrary1! * LOL n/t

[mdmc]

43. 1

[gratuitous]

8. Aren't the unemployment benefits extended, too?

Because that means you're just gonna sit around, sucking up those free checks and not be motivated to go out and get a job, you slacker! That's what a lot of Republicans were assuring me over the last several months, and since they were on the teevee all the time, I know I'm supposed to believe them, because they're so brave and honest and would never, ever cynically manipulate a political issue solely for political advantage.

I'd say this puts you rather in a pickle! Take one of those newly-created jobs, or recline on your sit-upon sucking up benefits. What'll it be? What will it be?

[rucky]

19. When there's no job growth...

that's EXACTLY what they'll blame it on.

[Abq_Sarah]

9. This obsession with big business

To the extent of screwing over small businesses is something that's really puzzled me about the last 2 years.

[pgodbold]

10. K&R Masterful snark!

[Catherina]

11. Rec'd. Thank you for the intelligent levity. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

12. + a brazillion

:rofl:

[NuclearDem]

13. Ah, I see what you did there

:evilgrin:

[Hannah Bell]

14. you'll be competing with the government workers being laid off.

[kayakjohnny]

15. Nicely done.

:hi:

[Lorien]

16. Hoo boy! Can I git me one o' them FULL TIME jobs? I've been working part time

for the past four months. Nearly unemployed for two and a half years before that. Yowza, with all o' them FULL TIME jobs available out there, I may even git my furnace fixed so I have HEAT this Winter!!

[HughBeaumont]

17. Rex'd in effect.

Want your tax cuts for you and your handlers? You're ON THE CLOCK as of NOW, bitches. Put up or shut up forever.

[bvar22]

18. Hey....

I'm still waiting for my new NAFTA Job that de-regulating the Global Corporations was going to bring to the American Working Class.
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Yep....Any day now.

[dflprincess]

20. Those jobs all depended on securing a free trade pact with South Korea as well

Now that that is done, there will be so many jobs for the American working class to choose from that we will have to beg people to come over the borders to help fill them.
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And I'm about to be crowned the Queen of Romania.

[immoderate]

32. Can't wait for those Koreans to outsource jobs to us.

--imm

[TroubleMan]

21. Good thing they're extending tax cuts on the millions you'll be making.

LOL

[Control-Z]

22. You're going to

Brazil for the job?





















Lol. Sorry. :sarcasm:

[Le Taz Hot]

23. K & R

Excelent!

[tridim]

24. I expect the cold-call job offers to start rolling in like they did in the 90's.

Boner and Mitchy promised, it's all on video tape.

[myrna minx]

25. Happy days are here again! A chicken in every pot! Yessireee. n/t

[PVnRT]

26. Me too!

I mean, I have one that pays decent now, but surely I can get one making six figures without any problem whatsoever, anywhere in the country. I'm sure the rich will be investing in capital projects stateside any minute now!

[Tsiyu]

27. No benefits here

scraping by, but I tell ya. Now that the rich have their tax breaks all secure, I have high hopes of a REAL job with benefits and a living wage.

It's just GOT to happen, cuz Turtle Man McConnell SWEARS that's what's been holding us back.





Bizzy, bizzy, bizzy! Gotta get out there...





See you's in two years! :hi:

[jp11]

28. Only one, you're gonna need two at least!

[femrap]

29. I'm going to go

after 2 or 3 of them jobs that are paying $8/hour with no benefits! Just call it 'Serfing in the USA.'

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[snooper2]

30. Sweet! Good Luck! Make sure the commute isn't too bad!

:hi:

[blondeatlast]

31. See you at the final interview with Chase Group. We'll talk smack

and I'll grin watching your sorry ass walk dejectedly home while I take the keys to the Escalade...

[somone]

33. Highly recommend Goldman Sachs personal banker re tax shelter

You can't let the government tax all that money!

[walldude]

34. K&R....

[caseymoz]

35. It has pretty much been demonstrated

That taxes have nothing to do with jobs. Jobs depend on economic growth. The correlation there is very high, whereas there's no correlation between economic growth and taxes. None.

The Repubs (and with Obama's cave in, I might as well say they're in power) are applying flat-earth economics. This economy has structural problems. It's not getting any better. When it doesn't get any better, and when we have a Republican president in 2012, people will by then know who to blame.

Or enough of them will.

[mmonk]

36. Outta the way. Me first!

[Dappleganger]

37. No doubt they'll be lining outside your door...

waiting to offer you some giant signup bonuses and premium healthcare plans as well!

[Stoic]

38. I can feel your warmth from the trickle down. n/t

[TBF]

39. Send postcards - I've heard India and Thailand are beautiful! nt

[NNN0LHI]

40. After you get that job I advise organizing a union

I will/can help if you want me to? And I also advise supporting other union workers whenever you can. Because when people don't support my union I notice it.

Don

[AngryOldDem]

41. Only a brazillion????

:D

[mdmc]

42. lol

[Playinghardball]

44. BRAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Too friggin' funny!!!!

[SaveAmerica]

45. Comedy in the middle of all this madness - AWESOME!!

[Turbineguy]

46. Yeah! It's about time

"you people" stopped living high off the hog on the dole! I imagine you'll be selling the Rolls and letting go the 2nd Gardener?

[Teaser]

47. you got my hopes up with your post's subject line...

*sigh*

[vanbean]

48. Get one of those CEO jobs, I hear the pay well.

[unapatriciated]

49. make sure you thank my grandchildren ;) for your new job

edited for a big K&R

[laughingliberal]

50. Excellent! nt

[Scurrilous]

51. Good luck!! n/t

[Boudica the Lyoness]

52. lol

I'm humming, "Happy days are here again".

[Sabriel]

53. Not me. I'm going to stand outside with my hands out

Waiting for the trickle-down that's coming.

It'll be like one of those glass cylinders on a Japanese game show, with cash flying everywhere.

[ooglymoogly]

54. Just a plain ol' heartfelt LOL!!! nt

[WiffenPoof]

55. If You Hang On...

...a couple of years, I think there will be an opening in the White House. Good benefits and a chance to make everyone your friend.

-PLA

[DeadEyeDyck]

56. Hold out for a shiney new company car

Can't sell yourself short these days. Make them come to you!!

[OZark Dem]

58. What do you think your source of Trickle will be.

Is Trickle like a kat ? Just go on the back step and call out here trickle trickle. Will that work?