FLASH to all embassy personnel regarding deployment and possible detonation of TruthNuke

[Poll_Blind]

VZCZCXRO5845
Z0 RUELHR RUEPAR RUEESP
ZNY SSSSS ZZH
P 171442Z DEC 05
FM STATE DEP
TO RUELHR/RUEPAR/RUEESP/SECSTATE WASHDC PRIORITY 4627
INFO ALL
S e c r e t section 01 00142
Sipdis/Secret/Noforn
TAGS: WikiLeaks, TruthNuke
Subject: HUMINT detection of deployment and possible detionation of TruthNuke
Ref: TruthNuke 104

FLASH Multiple HUMINT reports TruthNuke deployed in Sweden and delivered to at least 80 countries for possible detonation FLASH

HUMINT confirms existence of new weapon capable of delivering damaging information to hundreds of millions of people instantly. Weapon has no weight or mass and core consists of tightly packed information with cryptographic jacket. Information itself, inert, but on exposure to human minds will cause chain reaction which will spread at the speed of communication. Blast radius unlimited, fallout does not follow wind.

SECDEF, DOD, BANKOFAMERICA appraised damage is directly proportional to disparity between statements made by public officials and facts contained in information core. Estimated heavy casualties in U.S., UK, parts of Europe should chain reaction begin.

Advise emb personnel to protect from harmful radiation by destroying all periodicals, newspapers and sever internet connections if detonation occurs.

SECDEF, DOD unable to provide defensive shielding because of nature of fission communication weapons.

Season 11 (eleven) sneak preview of Dancing With The Stars DVD will be arriving via diplomatic pouch. Should detonation occur before further defensive measures have been enacted, mandatory viewings by emb staff will be required to lessen radiation's effects.

Classified By: Poll_Blind for reasons 1.4 b and d

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Brilliant.

[Crusader Rabbit]

2. truthnuke

Whatever...

[Arctic Dave]

3. You forgot about the shovel in the pouch.

So all oersonell can bury heads in sand.

[Poll_Blind]

4. "Advise emb staff as last resort diplomatic pouch may be used as isolation hood."

:rofl:

PB

[Arctic Dave]

6. ROFL.

[Poll_Blind]

7. I'm still being entertained on this end by the image of all the embassy staff wearing...

...diplomatic pouches on their heads, LOL! One of those "Where reality meets metaphor" moments...

P.S. I hear the embassy in Sweden is nervous because if their pouch breaks while they're wearing it they could be accused of a Diplimatic Leak.

:hide:

PB

[Arctic Dave]

8. The mental image in my head is still making me laugh.

Maybe Swamprat could muster something up for us.

[MineralMan]

5. The classification of that should be TOP SECRET FUBAR.

Just saying...

I wonder how many people will get that reference.