Check in if your getting naked at an airport tommorrow..

[Skink]

:hippie:


and if you are make sure you request the pat down.

[Orrex]

1. Does it have to be an airport? What about Walmart?

[Skink]

2. That's Friday

[Orrex]

4. Doh! I looked at last year's calendar by mistake

:blush:

[Skittles]

3. I'll be at the airport tomorrow and Thursday

tried to get out of it but no go; I'll let you know if I get "groped" or "molested" or if it's the usual

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. The Greyhound station is good enough.

[LisaL]

6. For now. I am not sure what is to stop TSA from doing the exact

same things there.

[WillyT]

7. Let's Party Like It's 1979 !!!

:woohoo:

:evilgrin:

[LisaL]

12. Have you seen airplane seats lately?

[Skink]

15. That's it Thomson you're on the Zoo Plane.

[elfin]

8. No - but if they want to look at me and laugh

- so do I.

I just don't care - except for the info that Repugs like Chertoff are making $ on this .

This most recent invasion on our bodies and selves are brought to us by Bush and his cronies, embedded in the plans and budgets of HMS.

When oh When will someone equate this recent "body invasion" to the assault on the uteri of women??

[customerserviceguy]

9. If offered the choice

I will go with the radiation, for two reasons:

1: Posters here have convinced me that I'm going to get more radiation on the flight than I would get from the scanner.

2: I go to a clothing-optional beach every once in awhile, so nudity in front of strangers is more of a problem for them than for me, since I'm middle-aged and rather portly.

Now as for handling my junk, if that is insisted on, will be met with a prerehearsed stream of insults to the jackboot TSA thug who chooses to treat me like a terrorist instead of a law-abiding citizen. I will question everything from his patriotism to his sexual orientation should such fondling ensue.

[bluerum]

10. I'm just going to drive around naked. No pat downs planned though.

[givemebackmycountry]

11. I'm naked right now!

And after a couple of stiff cocktails I may pat myself down.

:party: :party: :smoke: :smoke: :beer: :beer: :smoke: :smoke: :party: :party:

[Fuzz]

13. I'd do it at Grand Central bus terminal, but I don't think anyone would notice.

[noamnety]

14. I have other plans

but I'd love for protestors to do pat downs on each other, sticking their hands down each others' pants. What would they do, arrest them for public lewdness? What would that say about the TSA procedures?