If this is a "dry run" and we're gonna get hit later, then I'm voting Tea Party.

[Billy Burnett]

I just know in my heart that these rational teabaggers will purtect us. :crazy:


:eyes:

[DFab420]

1. Haha

KnR

[MineralMan]

2. Yessir. Let's get rid of the Air Marshals and put

a teabagger with an AR15 with a 50 round magazine and a handgun on every plane. They'll soon put a stop to this stuff, I'm sure.

[Billy Burnett]

3. As long as I can keep my terra-ist nail clippers, I'm good with that.

:crazy:

[MineralMan]

7. Just keep 'em out of sight, you know.

And whatever you do, don't dress in Muslin garb.

[CoffeeCat]

8. Especially if you're on a flight...

...with Juan Williams.

[Subdivisions]

4. ROFL! n/t

[woo me with science]

5. Now that's an idea.

I wonder if it's too late to run an ad on national security that features Christine O'Donnell?

Maybe a picture of her casting a spell to keep away the terrorists?

[Shallah Kali]

10. Or ask Danial Webster to pray a Hedge of Thorns around America to protect it like Gothard taught him

after all it helped him get elected:


http://www.talk2action.org/story/2010/10/25/154514/65/Front_Page/Grayson_Foe_Daniel_Webster_Credits_Success_To_quot_Hedge_of_Thorns_quot_Prayer_

Grayson Foe Daniel Webster Credits Success To "Hedge of Thorns" Prayer


"I wrote the prayer down, and as a matter of fact I passed it out to all our campaign workers and I asked them to begin praying this prayer. And, I will tell you, it was an absolute miracle that we ended up winning that race in 1984... I thought, "you know that was... I believe that prayer was one of the keys to us winning." " -- Daniel Webster

If Republican Daniel Webster prevails against Democratic Representative Alan Grayson in the 2010 race for Florida's 8th Congressional District, will Webster again credit, as in the past, a "hedge of thorns" for his political victory?

"It absolutely changed my life," declared Webster, referring to the teachings of evangelist Bill Gothard, in a 2003-published speech Daniel Webster gave before an audience of Gothard's followers. Webster then attributed his political success to a magical prayer called "The Hedge of Thorns of Protection", which Gothard claims can force unfaithful spouses back to their mates, redeeming them from the influence of Satan. Webster also stated that the Bible calls on wives to submit to their husbands but emphasized he did not usually demand or pray for that.

[woo me with science]

12. Well, golly!

They have THIS and they're not using it??????

:rofl:

[Shallah Kali]

13. I don't know why someone isn't using it

I know grayson effed up editing the audio in one ad but the fact remains that the ad still was correct and true. Gothardites really DO think women should submit to their menfolk, fathers until they marry and then to the husband no matter how wrong he might act.

'Gothard even advises a wife whose husband chastises her to say, "God, thank you for this beating
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=9227063&mesg_id=9227063

http://www.time.com/time/printout/0,8816,944839,00.html

[mcollins]

6. Go Get Em! nt

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

9. OMG!!!

I need to get my virginity back.
I promise I'll never masterbait.
'Specilly when my Uzi is in front of me,

Wait. wait can't do that one, ok then my dog,

wait... ok my generator, yea that's good.

damn now I feel the urge.

gotta go......

[flamingdem]

11. Me too! I think Sharon Angle could stop those mean terrierists! nt