Should Corporations be Allowed to Marry

[Angry Dragon]

If corporations are considered to be persons, according to the
Supreme Court, should they be allowed to marry (merge).
Nothing in the Constitution allows them to do this??
If that is allowed then gays should have the same rights.

If a corporation goes out of business should they be tried for murder??
Holding all executives and boards liable??

[Sal Minella]

1. If the purpose of marriage is production of children,

isn't corporate marriage breaking some natural (Biblical) law?

I mean, corporations fuck us all the time, but they can't fuck each other, so they shouldn't be allowed to marry, according to fundamentalist doctrine.

[Angry Dragon]

5. I think corporations screw each other all the time

As far as your first statement or question then older people
that are past the child bearing years should not be allowed to marry

[KamaAina]

2. A corporation going out of business would be suicide

acquiring another one and liquidating it would be murder. :P

[sakabatou]

3. Would a corporate takeover be called murder?

[ixion]

4. Yes, but only between a woman corporation and a man corporation

:+

[Angry Dragon]

6. How do you tell??

Turn them over and look??

[ixion]

7. Yep, lift their tails

:rofl:

[Liberal Veteran]

10. So Old Spice and Secret are okay to marry, but Mr. Clean and Brawny can't?

[ixion]

11. They'd have to relocate to Vermont.

:rofl:

[waddirum]

16. now serving breakfast mergers

Sugar Bear and Toucan Sam can combine their marshmallows and kibble into one big bowl of yummy goodness.

[yella_dawg]

8. A merger by any other name...

smells just as rancid.

[LostInAnomie]

9. If corporations wanted it, I'm sure they'd be allowed to before gays.

I'm serious.

[stray cat]

12. Yes

[AnArmyVeteran]

13. Great question Angry Dragon!

[asjr]

14. A big THANKS to all of you. I just

have had the best laugh in 5 days.

[Angry Dragon]

17. Glad to of service to you

A laugh is good for the soul

[jmowreader]

15. They already are, and that's a big problem

How do you think the "too big to fail" banks got that big in the first place?