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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 09:20 PM
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God Has a Sense of Humor
On the eighth day God created jokers, fools, clowns, and idiots.
He would come to call them fundamentalists and republicans.

He had decided he needed comic relief while he waited for the
progressives to arrive in his kingdom.

Book of Dragon 1 1-2
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 09:30 PM
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1. God is actually an iron..
"If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron." -Spider Robinson
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 09:55 PM
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2. Maybe my blood sugar is low, but............I don't get it!
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 09:59 PM
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3. Neither do I
I thought it was just due to having an average mind
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:11 PM
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5. Is an iron because (s)he commits Irony... (n/t)
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:35 PM
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8. Ahhhhh! Thank you very much. And bless you.
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:11 PM
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4. Is an iron because (s)he commits Irony... (n/t)
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ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:13 PM
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6. If there is such a thing
the proof of Dog's "sense of humor" is...

Planting a substance, namely fossil fuels, that if used as intended render the Earth uninhabitable...

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

And humans are falling for the joke...

:rofl:
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-20-10 10:21 PM
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7. That is a good one
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