GOP Email: ask God to forgive us...vote out the liberal crooks...Finally, stock up on guns and ammo

[thunder rising]

Make that GOPUSA...wingers..cause ya'know Jesus was a Glock Profit
I swear I'm gonna start me a winger email spam and scam me some GOP money.

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[county worker]

1. OK pray if you need to, vote for sure but buy more ammo?

It looks like the "buy more ammo" denotes a lack of faith in prayer and voting doesn't it?

Or it could mean, if god/goddess doesn't want it to happen you can over ride his/her veto with ammo. Or maybe it's the old 2nd amendment remedy to a loss at the polls.

[thunder rising]

3. Did'ja notice there was no charge for the petition. Makes you wonder how many have charges

Inquiring minds just gotta know.

[FiveGoodMen]

2. I don't own a gun. I don't want one, but...

I find myself thinking that the left should start stocking up on guns and ammo.

I think this cold war may not stay cold much longer.

Just listen to those fuckers! They are aching to start killing us.

[thunder rising]

4. Be cool ... this is just funny talk from little people.

[AlinPA]

5. The right is using a lot more rhetoric around guns and viloence. At the Beck DC

teabagger rally they said "the next time we come here, we will be armed".

[Dappleganger]

13. There are many on the left

who do.

[gratuitous]

6. Is this from Westboro Baptist?

Because the exact same sentiment is being expressed, that America's in big trouble for pissing off God. How long before the Republicans are marching side-by-side with the Phelps clan at funerals, festivals and other public get-togethers? Or will they start attending Rev. Jeremiah Wright's church to join him in a rousing sermon damning America?

[thunder rising]

10. Not as far as I know. This was revenge from a winger girl friend that I put on Howard Deans email

list.

[Vickers]

7. JESUS WAS A LIBERAL CROOK!!! n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Well I guess they are a tad ignorant of a few

silly things in the CONSTITUTION... not that they are alone.

Ignorance and understanding of it is widespread.

[thunder rising]

9. Wingers never let ignorance stand in the way of their thinking

kind of an oxymoron with more weight on the moron.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Yeah but sadly I will not lay blame ONLY on wingers

when it comes to ignorance or understanding of this document, all take almost as a religious item. This is a problem of the AMERICAN people.

Sadly this is a conclusion I have reached.

[FSogol]

11. Republican To Do List: "Lie, Fear-monger, Grift"

Yup, looks like the email author covered it all.

:puke:

[dimbear]

14. The right would be surprised how many lefties have plenty of

guns and ammo. It wouldn't be wise to try and find out exactly how many.