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wakeme2008 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:23 AM Original message |
You can't make this stuff up :Falwell's mortician says it's an honor to serve him |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:26 AM Response to Original message |
1. Well, I would hereby like to congratulate him on his special honor. |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:28 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. We would? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:48 AM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Yes, we would. |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:27 AM Response to Original message |
2. "To Serve Man" nt |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:30 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. You're the reason we lose elections, I hope you know that. |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:34 AM Original message |
that pup looks more guilty than sad. what bad thing did he do? |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
25. If I had to guess, I'd say he blamed 9-11 on "pagans, gays, the ACLU- and that cat from next door". |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:34 AM Original message |
that pup looks more guilty than sad. what bad thing did he do? |
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soothsayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:34 AM Original message |
that pup looks more guilty than sad. what bad thing did he do? |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:34 AM Original message |
I would NEVER make a puppy cry |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:29 AM Response to Original message |
4. Thanks. You wokemeup. Indeed, you just can't make this stuff up. n/t |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:30 AM Response to Original message |
6. Reporting in from Lynchburg, Virginia now. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:34 AM Response to Original message |
7. a mortician was told Falwell had collapsed and immediately began praying? |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:42 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Business I guess |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:43 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. "I embalmed Jerry" (new advertisement) |
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rasputin1952 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:45 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. When I saw that line, I was wondering why, if Falwell had only |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:48 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I had that thought too |
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rasputin1952 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:08 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. I'm willing to bet the price of Piano Boxes went up as well... |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:23 AM Response to Reply #7 |
19. This is why fundies should never be doctors or paramedics or air traffic contollers. |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:41 AM Response to Original message |
8. This is all I've ever wanted to do. It's my calling. |
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KharmaTrain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:46 AM Response to Original message |
12. It Was His First Real "Stiffie" In Years.... |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 06:49 AM Response to Original message |
15. They're putting him on Ronnie's pedestal |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:53 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. Will FOX break from programming to cover it? |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:03 AM Response to Original message |
16. Are we 100% he didn't say "it's a horror to serve him"? |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:11 AM Response to Original message |
18. It's probably an "honor" because it's a big pay day. nt |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:46 AM Response to Original message |
20. If Fallwell was so loved by God,he wouldn't decay and wouldn't need embalming |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
22. "Serve him"? Why not, he could feed a party of 108. |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 09:27 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. The statement, "...with fava beans and a nice Chianti" came to mind |
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stevedeshazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
23. Clearly the largest enbalming job he'll ever have. |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
26. Hmmm ... will he be tempted to keep a little "souvenir"? |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-20-07 08:51 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Tinky Falwell's Winky soon to be for sale on Ebay! |
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