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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 11:54 AM
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When the waters WHAT?
Someone interviewed a local Fox news anchorbabe yesterday evening. They were talking about the flooding in southern Minnesota.

The anchor person said, "Well, when the waters secede...."

Channeling Sarah, I guess...
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 11:56 AM
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1. LOL!
I refudiate that anchor person!
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 11:58 AM
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2. I resemble that remark
Edited on Tue Sep-28-10 11:58 AM by dipsydoodle
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:07 PM
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6. What we have here is a failure to excommunicate
:silly:
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:10 PM
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7. I think she was guilty of fellatious thinking.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 07:48 PM
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12. Heh! I absitively distestimate falsitudity, dude
If she's gonna engorge in prestidigication, I say do it with truthiness!
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:04 PM
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3. Stop casting asparagus
Live teevee is hard werk.
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:33 PM
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9. I thought that was usually
nastursiums ? :shrug:
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pgodbold Donating Member (953 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:04 PM
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4. Perfect. Just perfect. TY.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:11 PM
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8. It's hard when two sides "Intersect" I think.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:05 PM
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5. A French politician topped that...
...by using the word 'fellatio' when what she meant to say was 'inflation.'

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9215265

:rofl:
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 12:34 PM
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10. Reminds me of the Greek goddess of love
Viagra.
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pinboy3niner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-28-10 01:05 PM
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11. And her sister goddess, Herpes...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Herpes
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