Just got down from my ladder, installed my latest political sign.....

[blue sky at night]

on my favorite telephone pole out on the corner of Graham Road. I had one up there for most of the bu$h "presidency" that simply said "IMPEACH BU$H". I ended up replacing it numerous times as folks took offense to it and trashed it. I finally got my extension ladder involved and put them up high enough so that no one could reach it...even with some sort of tool, like a tree trimmer or rake. My newest sign was inspired by good old John of Orange himself; it says: "Republicans: A PLAGUE ON AMERICA". I sport signs like this on the insides of my car windows during election season as it is great fun to see the reactions I get from the motoring public. I have a permanent sign on-board that I use when accosted, on one side it says "are you stupid?" and if they like that I give them the other side; "you are asshole!". I learned the hard way to remove the signs while parked, because folks of the knuckle-dragging persuasion tend to get their keys going as an answer to an american who likes to exercise his right to free speech.

HEY DEMS, NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN (AND WOMEN) TO COME TO THE AID OF THEIR COUNTRY! LET'S GET FIRED UP!