It's Saturday night, and I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner

[pinboy3niner]

So I want to give fair warning.

If any of those few reprobrates here want to attack Muslims, Hispanics, Gays or Blacks AGAIN, I may be in an alcohol-induced bad mood, and I cannot be held responsible for whatever foul-mouthed, well-deserved aspersons I may cast upon you.

Just want to give you a heads-up. :)

[bear425]

1. Just don't cast any asparagus

ok?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. OK!

Consider us warned!:scared:

You know I would NEVER bad-mouth anyone, don't you?

I just don't do that sort of thing.

:hi:

I hope your wine was good!

[pinboy3niner]

5. It was VERY good, Peg

A little more would have been heaven, lol. Well, c'est la vie.

But I think even our sweet Peg might erupt at some of the vile stuff we've seen directed (most recently) at Musims. Of course, Jews, Blacks and gays are stil targets, but Muslims happen to be the target de jeur.

I know you've been following this, too, Peg. And, to your credit, you'll call it like it is.

[brewens]

3. I'll tell you what's wrong with this country! It's the god damn

black, hispanic, gay muslims!:)

[lapfog_1]

4. Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night's alright...

It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer
My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And my old lady she don't care
My sister looks cute in her braces and boots
A handful of grease in her hair
chorus
Don't give us none of your aggravation
We had it with your discipline
Saturday night's alright for fighting
Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's alright, alright, alright
Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight
I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right
I may use a little muscle to get what I need
I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!"
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
I'm a juvenile product of the working class
Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass

[Bitwit1234]

6. I know I am really really different but I don't like wine

I don't even like champagne. I can't drink any thing acid any more, but I sure as hell used to love lite Bacardi rum and seven up and and strawberry Daquris' ohhhhh. At the bowling alley I used to drink draft beer with ice cubes in it. And don't laugh I wasnt' the only one there were several others I saw. They said they didn't drink fast, neither do I, and the ice cubes kept the beer cold...Remember the old say that the guy from WBAL in Baltimore used to say...AIN'T THE BEER COLD.

[lumberjack_jeff]

7. Who you callin' an asperson?

:toast:

[pnwmom]

8. Could you please add Catholics and Jews to your list? n/t