So do the mice with human brains develop the
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So do the mice with human brains develop the
capacity for opposible thumbs? Do they even HAVE thumbs? It seem like ordinarily mice don't have thumbs. Per se. If these mice have human brains can they speak? Read books? Clean the garage? Collect favorite recipes on 3 X 5 cards? And how will they drive? Has Christine O'Donnell figured that out yet? I've never seen a car where the gas pedal and brake are near enough for a mouse's short legs. It's going to be a huge problem, people. Someone shoulda thought this over before those scientists made those mice.
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:32 AM
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:34 AM
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2. "The mice are quite intelligent," one genetics expert
Edited on Sat Sep-18-10 10:36 AM by saltpoint
reported, "but they are consumed by lust."
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Sat Sep-18-10 02:24 PM
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16. Yes, often and enthusiastically.
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:35 AM
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3. However, they've been known to run for elective office. n/t
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:40 AM
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6. No, no, no. You're thinking of the humans with the mouse brains.
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:41 AM
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7. When Dubya warned of "human-animal hybrids" in that
one State of the Union address, he must have been referencing the current Republican caucus.
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:49 AM
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8. I sit corrected. 8) n/t
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Sat Sep-18-10 01:50 PM
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11. They're also on Fox News.
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:38 AM
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4. You always knew it was the mice...
every now and them they poke their little noses into our reality.
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Sat Sep-18-10 10:40 AM
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And the sneaky little bastards never even thanks us for the cheese we leave out.
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Sat Sep-18-10 01:54 PM
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mmmmm.... cheese! <:3)~~~~~~~~ :rofl:
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Sat Sep-18-10 11:16 AM
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9. Once these mice become human..
they start to engage in unspeakable behavior with other species, most notably gerbils. Add this abhorent tendency to Miss Christine's list of no-no's.
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Sat Sep-18-10 11:19 AM
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10. I just hope they will use condominiums because they are
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Sat Sep-18-10 01:52 PM
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12. I think they are actually pro-life.. n/t
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Sat Sep-18-10 02:13 PM
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14. After all, Christine should know...
it was her brain that they transplanted in that poor little mouse :rofl:
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Sat Sep-18-10 02:20 PM
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15. Mice with human brains will be much worse off. We will be able
to convince them that they must protect the mouse trap industry CEOs from unfair taxation and environmental and workplace laws. Well, at least convince some of them.
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