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Edited on Fri Sep-17-10 06:27 PM by MrScorpio
Think about this one for a sec...
Let's say, in some Bizarro circumstance, she gets elected to the Senate. Obviously, she has the Palin Disease, you know, the one where it's impossible to keep her mouth closed so that all kinds of bullshit would stop flying out of it? Yep, THAT disease.
Anyhoo, back to our hypothetical Senator From the Planet Teabag... What do you think that she's going to talk about? ONLY shit that she knows about, of course. Since the literature of J.R.R. Tolkien will never come as a topic of discussion in some boring Senate Sub-committee hearing, she's going to start mouthing off about the importance of legislating morality. And she's going to do it within earshot of OTHER GOP SENATORS, some whom with kinks that'll make a porn star blush.
The very LAST thing that those hypocritical bastards would want in someone coming in on their turf drawing attention to the sex lives of the DC elite.
I tell you right now, that behind the scenes over at the GOP, people are very, very wary of Junior Miss Teabag, the Palin Popularity Monster, the Teabaggerati and all the trends that they're taking the party.
The trend is going to lead to some tremendous fails down the road, because scandals are sure to be outed. It's the natural ebb and flow of things.
It's not like it's the first time that something like this has happened.
So, I figure it like this... We need to save our Republicans friends from the embarrassment that they are sure to inflict on themselves. We owe it them because, when they look bad, we all look bad on the world stage.
And of course, the best way to save them from that embarrassment is to ELECT ALL THE DEMOCRATS WHO ARE RUNNING AGAINST THEM.
Take it from me, you better believe that your local kinky GOP legislator will thank you in the morning.
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