Caption Christine O'Donnell

[Kadie]

WASHINGTON - SEPTEMBER 17: Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell speaks at the Values Voter Summit on September 17, 2010 in Washington, DC. The Values Voter Summit is an annual conservative political gathering where the country's most conservative leaders and activists are invited to speak.

[NMMNG]

1. "I'm out of practice

So I can only handle this much"

[MineralMan]

2. Why? What purpose does that serve? Instead of these silly captioning

games, why don't we spend our time helping the Democratic candidate?

Unrecommended for wasting our time with nonsense.

[BurtWorm]

3. Couldn't think of a caption, eh?

;-)

[Kadie]

4. LOL

Okie Dokie

:D

[H2O Man]

31. But what of the children?

There are starving children. We must not feed them jokes.

[11 Bravo]

10. ATTENTION, DU! We are in the presence of a very serious person.

Frivolity is forbidden until further notice.

[NMMNG]

12. Who says it's a waste of time?

`I was never crazy about Hitler," says Mel Brooks. Who was? But even now, more than 50 years after the fall of the Third Reich, the man who masterminded the extermination of more than 7 million people is still handled with care, as if the magnitude of his crime demands no less. Brooks had the guts, and gall, to realize that the simplest way to demolish Hitler was to mock him.

"If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win," says Brooks, 75. "That's what they do so well; they seduce people. But if you ridicule them, bring them down with laughter--they can't win. You show how crazy they are."

[eppur_se_muova]

18. Nice quotes, thanks. nt

[blondeatlast]

15. "What purpose does this serve?"

It's entertaining for some people.

[Bravo Zulu]

22. Lighten up,

if it weren't for humor, most of us wouldn't have made it through the cheney/bu$h crimes!

[flvegan]

5. Damn it, O'Donnell. Puff, puff, give. Puff, puff, give.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. "Ooooh! I think I just peed a little bit."

[life_long_dem]

7. It looks like she took a big toke on a joint.

I don't have photoshop though. Darn it.

[onehandle]

8. She looks like she just picked her nose and is about to flick. nt

[EmeraldCityGrl]

9. "I need to spit out my gum before I speak."

[TK421]

11. "So it goes something like this"?

[golddigger]

13. A day without sunshine is like,

you know, night.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

14. Use this face...

and this hand motion and you too can hide the 'Lust in your Heart' from God!

[HopeHoops]

16. "This is how I blow guys."

[PBS Poll-435]

17. ...And then I asked Newt, is it in yet?

[Cleita]

19. This imaginary joint is soooo good!

It's even better than my imaginary chastity.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. "This much of what I say is true."

[lunatica]

21. I hold it delicately with two fingers like this and gently blow on it

[VioletLake]

23. "It was the longest pube I ever got caught in my teeth."

or

"I blow gently on it from this far away."

[VioletLake]

26. That was from the time she blew the elephant man:

[Bravo Zulu]

24. kkkarl roves brain is about this big,

I forgot more about dirty politics than he ever knew!

[Rex]

25. "I've been chewing this gum for 2 weeks now!"

"This is how I DON'T touch myself!" :rofl:

[Snarkoleptic]

27. I can see astroglide from my bedroom.

[unkachuck]

28. "PITHEWY...."

[L0oniX]

29. "I only gave her a little kiss at the altar"

[The Gunslinger]

30. Don't you mean caption Sarah Palin?