Delaware Masturbators March Against O’Donnell

[OneGrassRoot]

:rofl: I couldn't resist posting :rofl:

WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.

Carrying signs reading, “O’Donnell: Hands Off Our Masturbation,” the angry masturbators clogged downtown Wilmington, stopping traffic for blocks.

Harley Farger, a leading Delaware masturbator and planner of the Million Masturbators March, said it was difficult to organize masturbators “because they’re used to acting alone.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2010/09/17/delaware-masturbators-march-against-odonnell/

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. LOL

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Jesus...

:rofl:

[donheld]

18. Was he one of the wanker?

He hung out with 12 men not that that means anything...

[Rhiannon12866]

19. This has to be the most bizarre story of the day...

:crazy:

[Subdivisions]

22. ROFL n/t

[Lucian]

3. They all walked with one free hand, eh?

[Fuzz]

4. Damn, those streets must have been slippery. Hope they all had good insurance.

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Come on, folks,

let's give them a big hand.

[Mnemosyne]

6. Good to hear they've got the situation in hand. n/t

[RKP5637]

7. Parade of the Hairy Palms!

[Lucian]

8. Not one eye was dry during the walk.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. I hope they don't forget

hand condoms for safe sex.

[opihimoimoi]

10. OMG....LOL... KnR...who woulda thought it would lead to slippery slopes...OMG

[old mark]

11. CHRISTINE, KEEP YER HANDS OUT OF MY SHORTS!!!

May the Virgin of Dover bless and keep us all.

mark

[obxhead]

12. LOL. K&R.

[NMMNG]

13. Imagine the difficulty

Doing a march against O'Donnell, yet trying to keep her out of mind the whole time lest she ruin the mood.

[OneGrassRoot]

15. LOL!

:applause:

[FirstTimeVoterAt37]

14. Must... fight... visual...

...visual... winning... AHHH!

(I'm loving every minute of this by the way).

[edbermac]

16. CHRISTINE O'DONNELL IS A WHACK JOB!

Soon to be seen on bumper stickers everywhere.

[southmost]

17. ok she's wack-a-doodle

but worse yet she's a hustler, thief, and a fraud, (of course, that makes her a perfect fit for the repuke crime family)

[felix_numinous]

20. Because this is what primates are best at...

to deny the inner beast is to become controlled by it. Repression makes monsters.

[pipi_k]

21. Actually, I'd kind of like to see a football team named the Delaware Masturbators...

Their team slogan could be, "We've got our hands on our balls"

[Subdivisions]

23. ROFLMAO...whew! I'm dying over here! ...

[Orsino]

24. Shakily hand-printed signs. n/t

[gkhouston]

25. A masturbator's march? Sounds like something for the Ministry of Silly Walks. n/t