Ex-VP Dick Cheney Injured in Serious Hunting Accident

[malaise]

http://glossynews.com/top-stories/201009010620/ex-vp-dick-cheney-injured-in-serious-hunting-accident/
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According to friends, Cheney recently was out on the marsh for a weekend of hunting. As circumstance would have it, he decided to relieve himself against a tree…that’s when trouble began to brew.

The ex-VP walked over to a nearby pine tree and propped up his gun. When an errant gust of wind blew, the shotgun fell over toward the ground. As Cheney tried to grab it, the shotgun accidentally discharged, shooting him squarely in the genitals

Dr. Morse added, “Well, Mr. Vice President, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was localized to your groin area, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.”

Dr. Morse: “The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I’m going to have to refer you to my brother.”
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Read on :rofl: :rofl:

[ixion]

1. Propping up your gun is a big huge no-no, for that very reason

Looks like Dick(head) Cheney doesn't know jack about gun safety, so he deserves whatever he gets (and then some).

[liberal N proud]

2. You almost had me there

[lillypaddle]

3. duh

I don't get it. :shrug:

[Sinistrous]

5. (You have to read the linked article.)

(I'm not sure that is worth doing.)

[lillypaddle]

6. Thanks for the heads up

:hi:

[Bitwit1234]

4. McAfee wouldn't let me go there.

they usually just say this site might not be safe, but they blocked this one.

[lonestarnot]

7. Heh. For reals?