How to Make Sarah Palin Cry

[kpete]

How to Make Sarah Palin Cry

by Steven D
Sun Aug 29th, 2010 at 07:24:18 PM EST

Tell her she can't shoot caribou but one day a year. And who in Obama's Islamic Kenyan Socialist Federal Government would dare to stymie the Real Americans of Alaska in this evil manner? Uh, no one. It's Alaska's bureaucrats that are the problem:
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010/08/28/99801/alaska-caribou-hunt-wont-last.html

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game announced Friday that it would close the Fortymile caribou herd hunt after a single day.

In an effort to avoid an over harvest, the season will close 11:59 p.m. Sunday. <...>

In two of the past three seasons, the Fortymile hunt has closed early because caribou were congregated near the highway, easily accessible to hunters.

Last year, for instance, hunters exceeded the quota by 36 percent in just three days, killing 870 animals. As a result, the winter Fortymile hunt was cancelled.

http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2010/8/29/192418/454

[marmar]

1. Make her read this:

[Freetradesucks]

2. Why would that book make her cry?

I remember that book being pretty apolitical and a pretty fast read.

[marmar]

3. It's got lots of pages.

nt

[nevergiveup]

4. She probably thinks "War and Peace" is a video game

and she would likely tell you she has already played it.

[Freetradesucks]

5. True,

she is dumb.

[Freetradesucks]

6. dp

[Freetradesucks]

7. Love the Russian authors,

they totally bite into human nature.

[UTUSN]

8. One word: LEVI !1 n/t

[Bitwit1234]

9. I don't care about making her cry

I just want her to go away back to Alaska and never show her face again.

[HipChick]

10. +1000...

[Jackpine Radical]

11. I thought the answer was going to be

Don't put the $20 on her dresser when you leave in the morning.