The Rude Pundit is twittering beckanazi event...hilarity ensues

[warrior1]

http://twitter.com/rudepundit

[NC_Nurse]

1. Thanks for that! K&R

[Billy Burnett]

2. Easy way to view the stream ...

It auto scrolls the tweets.

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[warrior1]

3. Rude Pundit

Palin is done. Awkward handshake from Beck. A sort of "okay, you got bodies here, now get the fuck off stage."

[warrior1]

4. hahahaha

Just to give you an idea of what this is: Palin intro'd 3 veterans and made them stand there while she spoke. Then they left.

[warrior1]

5. more

You know, for an ostensibly straight guy, Beck says he spends a lot of time on his knees.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. LOL!!

I think I just saw some guy in the crowd at the Beckture masturbating while staring at a speaking Palin.

That last tweet wasn't a joke. At least he had a "Don't Tread on Me" flag to wipe up after.

[Poboy]

7. So Palin just talked about how soldiers bring justice to the world. It's pretty much exactly what ML

So Palin just talked about how soldiers bring justice to the world. It's pretty much exactly what MLK believed.
13 minutes ago via web

[golddigger]

8. Lmao!

"Say what you want to say about me, but I raised a combat vet," says Palin.
In other words, praise my vagina.- Rude Pundit :rofl:

[Justpat]

9. K&R

:rofl:

[Poboy]

10. There's a video that jumps from Washington to MLK to 9/11, like Schoolhouse Rock on meth.

Beck is gonna give medals. The first for Faith. There's a video that jumps from Washington to MLK to 9/11, like Schoolhouse Rock on meth.
27 minutes ago via web
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At the Beckture, this pastor guy is fucking nuts. Mary kissed Jesus's feet with her "antiseptic mouth"? That's what he said.
14 minutes ago via web
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Ooh, it's time for Hope. Another video narrated by Beck. More pictures of Founders, clouds, Lincoln, soldiers, eagles, children, penises.
9 minutes ago via web

[Poboy]

11. 90% of the nonwhite people in attendance at the Beckture are on the stage. That proves they're not r

90% of the nonwhite people in attendance at the Beckture are on the stage. That proves they're not racist.
23 minutes ago via web

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There's so many more black people on stage than white people and so many more whites than blacks watching, it's got a Cotton Club vibe.
10 minutes ago via web

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On the radio, Beck has promised that the last ten minutes of this would fundamentally transform the nation. Mass reflecting pool drowning?
8 minutes ago

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CSPAN finally found a black person in the crowd. Then the camera pulled back to reveal he was like a penny in a dime jar.
less than 5 seconds ago via web

[Turborama]

22. "BecKKK's CottonClubathon 2010"

Got to try and play with that to make it a bit more catchy, but RP nailed it with the Cotton Club reference.

The 1st one I came up with was a bit too wordy: "Glenn Beck's Cotton Club on the Mall 2010"

The "penny in a dime jar" one was genius, too.

[stubtoe]

12. Thanks, this is great!

[renate]

13. thank you so much for this link!

I would have really hated to have missed this! :rofl:

[HipChick]

14. If God told Beck to do this, then God must be laughing his ass off that the prank worked....

:rofl:

[stubtoe]

15. Been following for a while now. Seems like no one in the audience is having

a particularly good time, except maybe the guy who was masturbating to Sarah Palin.

I can't WAIT to see what the talking heads have to spin about this debacle.

[felinetta]

16. I won't shed a tear for any Democrat who doesn't vote in November 2010.

[felinetta]

17. Every time we take our eye off of keeping Dems in power, Beck wins.

[BrklynLiberal]

18. Thank you for that link....

[Iwillnevergiveup]

19. His Rudeness

is just wonderful in the link. Pure genius - thanks for posting the link.

K&R

[BootinUp]

20. .

It's over. I need to get high on shrooms, sacrifice a goat, and have insane sex in the entrails just to cleanse my brain.

:rofl:

[spinbaby]

21. lol

The crowd at the Beckture does not look happy. They look like grumpy old people who were told there'd be pie. There's no pie.