The mind is a terrible thing to erase. Please come CAPTION Sean, almost-toilet-trained, Hannity!!!!

[skip fox]

Sean, where's-my-codpiece?, Hannity is saying, "I believe that absolute religious freedom is essential to the American way of life, . . . heck, to The American Dream itself! . . . But 'religious freedom' doesn't mean just any religion can do anything whenever it wants to. . . . For example, if a church wants somebody killed, do we have to let them do it? . . . The answer is 'no'! . . . In the Rasta Chruch we don't let them smoke marijuana with impunity even though they claim it's part of their service. . . . So although I believe in absolute religious freedom, that doesn't count when right-thinking people like me, in fact the majority of the American public, are dead set against it. . . . It's really very simple!"

[Rosa Luxemburg]

1. "don't tell them but the mothership is owned by a Saudi Prince"

http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/investing/news-corp-the-saudi-prince-and-the-ground-zero-mosque/19593554/

[HillbillyBob]

2. He would look so much better as a greasy spot on the pavement.

Religious freedom only under certain circumstances that maroon says are ok the rest are not. pig.

[skip fox]

4. The caption is creative, but giving "voice" to his essential self.

[MilesColtrane]

3. From offstage: "Hey, Hannity's piece of brain fell out of its socket again!"

"He's just drooling with his mouth hanging open."

"Yo, Louie, go over there and give him a smack, see if ya can get that thing working again. We're on air in 3 and change for Chrissakes!"

[skip fox]

5. ". . . Besides, 'religious tolerance' means all that I have to tolerate

before I become 'religiously angry'!"

[skip fox]

6. Maybe if I had called it a Back to School CAPTION Special

some more would have tried their capable hands.