Short version pros and cons of all Dem candidates from McSweeney's

[Hamlette]

My favorites:

JOE BIDEN

Pro: Technically still running for president.

Con: Dude. Come on.

ROSS PEROT

Pro: Hilarity.

Con: None.

AL GORE

Pro: Knows how to get to the White House, where to park, location of restrooms.

Con: Wants to accomplish something meaningful.
JESUS CHRIST

Pro: Could draw some initial interest from the Christian right until they research his actual positions in a deeper way; likable; strong leadership qualities.

Con: Unkempt; pretty far left; messianic complex.





http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/4/18moe.html